31 October 2005

Disabled Toilet - Latest Tourist Attraction in Singapore.

Yesday early in the morning i got a call from Suanie.

Me : Hello? WTF u calling me early in the morning ar ? you want phone sex izzit ?
Suanie : no!! cibai pervert lu!
Me : Abuden ?
Suanie : U free anot today ? we all wanna go down to Singapore to visit their latest tourist attraction.
Me : What tourist attraction ?
Suanie : OMFG!! you dint read yet ?
Me : Read what ???
Suanie : Now in Singapore the diabled toilet is open for everybody to use!! ppl are lining up to experience the spacious toilet!!! even two associations (The Society for the Physically Disabled as well as the Handicaps Welfare Association) of the diabled agreed to let others share the toilet made especially for the disabled!!! oi! you wanna go anot ?
Me : Sure ah ??!!! i want i want!!! Wait for me, i go find my passpot 1st.

*We all (me, Suanie, KY, Wolfy and Petertan-tour guide) met at the toll plaza and everyone race to Singapore*


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This is how the outside of the toilet looks like at the infamouse disabled toilet with XX innit that got published in the Singapore Straits Time newsaper.

Some of us got bored of quieing up they start interviewing other ppls in the queue instead.

Wen Dee Cheng : I come here to to declare my win against 'certain group of peeple' and to announce the sapot of the 2 disabled association on my view

AhSeng : I hear the newspehpah say can go in and pee mah so i come laaa.

AhMei : I heard inside very big wan leh!

AhChun : XX said inside got mirrer and sinki wan .... i wanna take pikchures like xx too!

AhKanne : The 2 association also say can use, so i come here n use la. My mom ask me take pikchures let them see also.

Lulu : Why knot use ar ? build using gahmen marney wan u know ?

LarmJiao : Huh ? Singapore got disabled peeple wan meh ? i never see wor !

Fanbois : I dunno shit ... i just follow whatever my blog idol says only. She ask me kam so i kam la

Powderpuffgirl : U derno meh ? Singapore is lidat one mah .... suma kiasu wan, one Q up everyone will follow ... we love queueing up wan ... u remember the hello kitty incident anot ?

AlanCorsaik : I came from Germany, I heard in Singapore able person are allowed to use handicap toilet so I m here to try.

and many more la ... i lazy to type bcoz we got like 300+ over feedback from the peeples waiting in line.

After Quieing up for almost 3 hours finally its our turn. Almost our turn, there is this pink poodle in front of us so after the poodle are done with the toilet then we can go in liow. Btw the poodle ask my help to take its pikchure also. Ah ? u dont belif me ? Nah let u see la! I no bluff u wan!

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Then its PeterTan's turn to go in pulak and we took his pikchure with our cam bcoz that idiot forgot to put battery into his camera.

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Petertan with his battery-less digicam


After Peter then its Wolfy turn pulak, the fler cant wait to show his cute face in the toilet. He told me hes gonna show the pic to his members when he balik kampung this week.
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After Wolfy are done then KY's turn pulak. This fler dem kiasu siap bawak bunga Rose skali to take pikchure.
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The last one to go in is Suanie la, since shes the only female so she kena bully by us. Sommo we all guys mah ... knot let her be in the same toilet as we are ...... hahahaha ... anyway this is her infamous "the knight stood proudly on the head of a dragon that he had slained" post!!!

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PS : Who else want their pic in the toilet ??? fast email me!!! :)





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29 October 2005

Halloween Video

WARNING : SCARY SHIT, THOSE WITH WEAK HEART PLEASE LEAVE, PUSSY AND COWARDLY MALES ARE ALSO NOT ENCOURAGED TO WATCH. OTHERS PLEASE PROCEED UNDER YOUR OWN RISK.

OH! please dont shit in your pants ok ? HAHAHA!





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HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEEPLE!!

28 October 2005

Back-Side-Boys - Latest MTV Released !!!

BSB - Back side Boys just Released thei Latest MTV entitled :
1.) I Want It That Way (Yingrish version)
2.) I Wan It Data Wei (Ahbeng Version)
NOTE : * read the lyrics carefully !!! that's the punchline!!! *


Rojaks Records spokesperson Wingz said, they expect this song to be a hit in Asean region as the Ahbeng Version of the song were SIMPLY TEH PWNED!!! "We are aiming for the GRANNY award" exclaimed Wingz.

Watch for yourself the latest MTV of Back Side Boys !!!

Pls. Remember to tell me what you think of this video by using the below voting system. Voting should be done in the comment section.
Use the following points :

5 - Bestest AhBeng MTV u ever seen !!!
4 - Very good but .......... (fill in the blank)
3 - Good but .................
(fill in the blank)
2 - Ok lar but ............. (fill in the blank)
1 - Please keep your day job -_-""

What the critic says

*Renae - well.. the guys are hilarious and the lyric is funny, but it would be better if you can record ur own singing in.*


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Malay Mail's Good Pubic's Response

Mr.X : Malay Mail says Karamjit Singh mia Pubic response is very good
Mr.A : How do you measures Pubic response ?
Mr.X : Maybe they got a dyno for that too i bet!
Mr.A : Yea the output will be in dp (dick power) at their crank
Mr.X : LMAO!!



The Actual Article by TONY MARIADASS can be found here --> LINK
Or simple Copy n Paste this link here to your browser : http://www.mmail.com.my/Current_News/MM/Wednesday/Sport/20051026111419/Article/index_html

Ferarri - That Red Car with a Horse on it

Some day in the future when Paultan is finally married with a son, erm lets say his son, Ben, which is currently 5 years old.

One day Paul brought his son to a Car/Automobile show, that is where Ben see a Bright Red Ferrari Car for the 1st time. Even tho Ben is only 5 years old but he love this car. Paul is smiling realising his son seems to share his passion on cars.

Paul : Son, this is THE Ferrari.
Ben : Dad, what is THE Ferrari ?
Paul : You are too young to understand but remember this, Ferrari Car is always Bright Red in color and there is always a horse on the car.
Ben : *nods - signalling he understands Paul's explainations*

The week after that Paul, Paul's wife and Ben Was heading towards a Island resort for holiday they were driving along the highway when suddenly Ben is jumping up and down the car seat and screams in excitement

Ben : DAD! DAD!!! I saw a Ferrari !!!!
Paul : *look at the right side mirror, then left mirror and the back mirror*
Paul : Where Ben WHERE??!!!
Ben : HERE HERE!!! DAD a Ferarri !!!! Its overtaking us !!! on your right !!!!! THEREEE!!!!
Paul : *Look to the right with excitement hoping to see his all time favourite car in action*
Paul : Skali Paul's face turn when he finally saw the car overtaking him.
Ben : OH WOW! I took some pikchures with your phonecam dad!!! this is awesome!!! I get to see a Ferrari - The Red Car with a Horse Again !!! Dad said its the best car in the whole wide WORLD!

Why Paul's sweating ??? You look at the pics Ben took then you will understand ler .....

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Ben took this pic when the "Ferrari/Red Car with a Horse on it" overtaking them



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Ben took this when the "Red Car with a Horse on it" overtook them


P.S. : Btw Happy belated Birday to Paultan, many happy returns :)

25 October 2005

Blog Queen (XX) and her Fortune Cookies

Anoder Hoo-haa in blogsphere yesterday, after the so-called "Blog Queen" rants and whines bout the lost of one of her advertiser Voxy. Voxy withdrew their endorsement deal with her after a few bloggers sent emails complaining about her attitude towards the disabled peoples and their rights to disabled facilities as a whole.

And also there is this "Campaign to Boycott Products Endorsed by Bad Model of Soceity" spearheaded by some of the bloggers as a retaliation to the whole "Abuse of diabled's facilities" attitude. I attended a seminar on branding and advertising together with mack a while ago, its obvious corporations all over the world are more aware of the social issues and place more importance priority to it. I guessed they realised the importance of a clean & healthy image is good for business and bottom lines. Whatever it is, bad pubblicities is always bad for goodwill of any esteemed company.

Anyway, a Blue Bird told me that yesday the "Blog Queen" went to dinner in a chinese restaurant and at the end of the dinner she asked for her fortune cookie to see what kinda wise advice she would get from it.

She cracked it open and ................ *see for yourself* (scroll down la)
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I think the restaurant owner also a Malaysian Blogger ..... no ?

*updates : ops ... too late ..Kimage just withdrew their ads too, "they just want it for 3 months" claimed xx. Anoder one gone .... left 1 only LINK :(

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*Anoder community services to the blogsphere bought to you by Rojaks

Tiara Beach Resort - In Details ( Part I )

Warning : LOTSA PICKHURES AHEAD! 56k dialup KILLA!

Cousin
: What the name of the place we are going ?

Me : Tiada Beach Resort
Cousin : Tiada what ???
Me : Tiada Beach Resort
Cousin : Why Tiada Beach Resort ?
Me : Becuase they have no beach there, hence Tiada Beach! LOL!!!

Ok seriously folks the name of the Resort is TiaRa Beach Resort, they really dont have a "REAL" beach but its really really fun and safe for the lil ones. Why ? They got this huge children pool with all those cute stuffs, they got lotsa life guard around the place, the water is visible so you can really see if there is anyone drowning and there is no waves. So as long as you keep an eye on your kid(s) my guess is they will be having a great time! Plus its clean too, clean sands with clean enviroment that'll keep you very very happy.

There is plenty to do here for adults too, I'll tell you bout that later.

Now Let us start with the "Suite", I think they called it Deluxe Family Suite 2 rooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, living but no balcony so knot BBQ. The pikchures below are taken on the 2nd day so its kinda messy, so try not to see those stuffs lying around the place ok? pretend you didnt see it haha!

Price start at RM280 for a night (family Suite) with 2 buffet dinner thrown in. Additional buffet dinner cost RM25 bucks per head.

We checked in at around 3pm lidat and this is our suite :


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Da Sweet Suite


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Dining


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Livingroom, no sofa only got hardass seats


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Very small Kitchen with a mini fridge


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2nd Bathroom and someone is in there


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The Makeup desk thingy in the masterbed room


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Toilet ... bowl and sink (pls ignore the underwear ok?)


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The water heater (bloody low water pressure)


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Da 2 rooms


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Da TV (dats always snowing)



We got ourself a "Suite" on the 5th floor and the view are simply BreastBreathtaking.

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A view to a Kill (sounds familiar right?)


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Anoder view from the 5th floor


4pm - everyone is ready to hit the "Beach" and the lil devil also komplen hes hungry so we all went out to scout for food.


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Lil Devil attacking a Hamburger


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Fed, Armed and Dangerous. The Water Gun Amigo!


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Everybody Strom the beach after we finish stuffing our fat face!



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The Beach



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Big Bully Caught Red Handed


6pm - Everyone are kinda exhausted, cold and hungry. Everybody changed into their dry clothing and again we begin hunting for food. We went to the restaurant but were told to kambek at 7pm. Dats when the buffet dinner will start, instead of going up to our suite again some idiots decided to "camp" in front of the restaurant while me and some other smarter guys go around checking the place out.

This is what we discovered :

In the small convi. store located at the main building.

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Wats dis ??


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OOhhh dis is fridge magnets!


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Tiara Beach Resort T shirt, NICE!



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Have you been to TIADA BEACH RESORT YOU NOOB!!!!


Then we found this infos on a noticeboard also ....

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Got lotsa pubs n cafe and bars around this place.

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*drools ... hungry hungryyyy*

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Ok la the price altho its not on the cheap side buden still acceptable lar, there is only this one which i think its redicolously priced. The rental of mahjong set. RM20 per 2 hours and RM50 bucks for whole nite!! OMFG!! i can get a brand new set at RM80 bucks ok!!! diu!




Then we saw something ... it kinda reads "MOVIE" from far away


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Hmmm ... go near abit and see what is this about ....


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WOW! got show FREE movie on Fri and Sat wan!!


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ooOOO ... tonite got Madagascar!!


OK SET! tonite everyone kam watch Madagascar.
*look at watch* baru 6:30 niah ... walk around sommo la ... lets go there ...
suddenly this fler appear out of no where


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ELVIS TEH CLOWN!!!


Cousin : ELVIS KAM KAM TAKE PIKCHURE!!!




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ELVIS : eh kam pollow me! I give u cute balloon ok ?

*everibodi follows Elvis TEH CLOWN*



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Wuah so long wan the Q


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Lil Devil patiently waiting for his turn.


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I got a sword!!! eekk!!! I like~~~ *sissy pose*



PS : ok my fingers getting numb ledi and its almost 3am. Tomlo baru continue la! Tomlo moaning morning i got early meeting la ...

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Tiara Beach Resort - In Details ( Part II )
Weekend Pics - Tiara Beach Resort Port Dickson

24 October 2005

CnP Blogging Finally Seen as a Threat - Google Adsense

The blogsphere is very well verse with the term CnP (Cut n Paste) blogger. To most of us this phenomenais further enchanced by the presence of Google Adsense plus the birth of a numbers of "PROBLOGGERS". This of coz leading to the birth of many many more "gadgets blogs" that mushroomED for the sole purpose of capturing adsense income.

Lately, I received an email studying this whole matter in depth. Very interesting findings so I thot i mau share with everyone lar! So this post got nothing funny wan so dont even look for the punch line ok ? lol!

they are saying something like CnP for adsense is actually a fraud or something lidat ... goan read for yourself la !

Splogs +
Scraping + AdSense = Fraud

By Jim Hedger (c) 2005, StepForth News Editor,
StepForth Placement Inc.



The other day, an article appeared in Search Engine Journal suggesting webmasters monetize their sites using Google AdSense. While the article neglected to mention an alternative webmaster advertising program offered by Yahoo Search Marketing, the idea of using one's website as a commercial medium (if possible or practical) makes good sense and can provide a minor side-income. Such minor side-incomes are often the first ingredients in making the gravy craved by all small business owners.

Since the advent of Google's AdWords grassroots distribution program, AdSense, several webmasters have built businesses out of taking content off of other people's websites and using that content to build pages designed specifically to attract ad-clicks. As the average commission earned by sites running AdSense generated advertising is approximately $20/month, webmasters working this type of scheme need to create hundreds, if not thousands of pages to make a living. In order to create those pages and attract ad-clicking visitors, content must be created, begged, borrowed, or most commonly, simply stolen. Known as Splogs, these sites only exist to game Google in one way or another, mostly for monëy but also for increased search rankings or as a means of manipulating search spiders.

Splogs most often get their content by scraping, the process of sending an electronic copying bot to take everything it sees, recreating it on an unlimïted number of instänt documents. By running advertising generated through the AdSense program, the owners of the splogs make monëy when visitors clïck on the ads. In other words, literally millïons of instänt sites have sprung up over the past twelve months, most of which are free-hosted. Blogs, containing content scraped out from the original sites.

Before continuing, I would like to make it clear that there are several publications that request permission to reprint content. That's ok. Chances are, this article is being read in one of those publications. Online business runs on such agreements.

Splogs are bad business and the practice is finally getting the notice it deserves. Several search heavyweights have weighed in on Splogs over the past two weeks and a flame-war (the virtual equivalent of fisticuffs) broke out between members of two well-known SEO/SEM forums. As a result, the practice of producing AdSense revenues from stolen content on spammy sites got a little bit harder, starting today.

Matt Cutts, Google's sp@m fighter and quality assurance czar, has taken an obvious and positive interest in Splogs. In the SEO/SEM community, Cutts' name is as widely known as Page, Brin, and even Gates' names are. Cutts is "the man" when it comes to explaining the state of Google's various indexes and how they work. He is referred to as the Chief Sp@m Fighter at Google. In a posting to his Gadgets, Google, and SEO blog last week, Cutts invites Google users to report Splogs displaying AdSense driven advertising.

"You see a low-quality site that is running AdSense
If you run across a site that you consider spammy and it has AdSense on it, clïck on the "Ads by Goooooogle" link and clïck "Send Google your thoughts on the ads you just saw". Enter the words spamreport and jagger1 in the comments field."

The name, "Jagger1" is the reference name given the Google algorithm update that is currently causing the present shuffling of Google's search results.

Splog fraud is a big problem for Google and a growing concern for the other major search advertising providers such as Yahoo Search Marketing, and MSN. It is also a problem for others working on the Internet. The way content is taken from one site and replicated to dozens of others can cause no end to technical and financial issues for honest webmasters. Content, incidentally, is not always limited to what the viewer sees on the screen. Stolen content often includes source-code and as anyone familiar with code can tell you, there's a lot of domain and document specific information embedded in source-code.

Over at Search Engine Journal, a funny posting shows how one poorly executed scrape made an honest webmaster afraid of being branded a click-fraud artist by Google. After scraping the site, the splog-artist apparently forgot to remove the AdSense code from the stolen content. That's how the honest webmaster found out he had been stolen from. He was moved to contact Google before his AdSense account status was affected. If the webmaster hadn't been paying attention, he might have been badly branded by Google, burned by someone else's scam.

That's not the only way that scrappers could adversely affect honest webmasters however. The content webmasters create, or have created for them, is the attraction that prompts visitors to their sites. Attracting lots of site visitors is a pretty important step to making monëy from AdSense or the Yahoo Publishing Network. If someone is stealing that content, they are also stealing potential visitors. For the webmaster, that content represents investmënt. For the content creator, it represents product. Either way, the scraping of content is theft.

The stolen product is then used to create what is essentially duplicate content on another site. Duplication of content can have an adverse effect on the search engine placement of all documents containing the similar items. Imagine losing your placements because someone else took the material you laboured over. Fortunately, Google's historic record of documents is fairly good at weeding through which source first displayed specific content.

Search engines have several other reasons to be concerned about splogs. As many of them are created using the free-blog software offered and hosted by most of the major search engines, the proliferation of so many splogs consumes a lot of resources. They also gum up search results with sites not actually relevant to search engine users. Lastly, they devalue the legitïmate uses of blogs as communications and marketing tools, which might lead future blog readers or users away from the growing blogosphere. Citizen's publishing is seen as a major revenue source for both Google and Yahoo. Having invested so much time, energy and monëy into the establishment of blogs, the major search engines would be loath to let their investments go the way of the dodos without a fight.

Nöw that the web development community is talking about the issue in earnest, some forms of protections might evolve. As it stands currently, there is little a webmaster can do to protect his or her content from being stolen for profït. You can use Copyscape to see if your material has been nabbed but after doing that, there is little one can do except write angry letters to the thief and a lawyer.

Google is inviting users and webmasters to report splogs running AdSense whenever they are seen. In a just universe, not only would the AdSense accounts of those scrappers be closed, their bank accounts would be emptied after Google sues them for fraud.


About The Author
Jim Hedger is a writer, speaker and search engine marketing expert based in Victoria BC. Jim writes and edits full-time for StepForth and is also an editor for the Internet Search Engine Database. He has worked as an SEO for over 5 years and welcomes the opportunïty to share his experience through interviews, articles and speaking engagements. He can be reached at jimhedger@stepforth.com.





Weekend Pics - Tiara Beach Resort Port Dickson

Spent my weekend at Tiara Beach Resort *again* bcoz my lil devil had been pestering me bout going back to that place. This trip is alot better than the previous one so, I'll be doing some story telling later. I m so dog tired now (after chasing my lil devil around the resort for 2 days) I'll just post these pics for your viewing pleasure first, more story/review/rates/sexy pics will follow later. :P ENJOY~

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oooOOOHHHHH FFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!


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OMG!! IM GONNA DROWN!! I M GONNA DROWN!!!


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SUPER waterslide SIDEKICK!!!


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Mum look! im floating!!!


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Titanic style, U jump I jump


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Mum catch me!!! I CANT SWIM!!!


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Mostly mahlatlows in the pool .... maybe Paultan will like LOL!


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This kid got the whole Island to himself sial! got coconut tree sommo! lol


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Lil Devil : Korkor your gf so lenglui not ngam u leh .... ngam me more -_-"


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Green Japs Grass around Tiara Beach Resort.