Most MeaningFOOL Label's Instructions

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
( HAHAHAHAHA!!!! MAN they are good!)



On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)



On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion. Youn dont hafta defrost it if you dont want to :))


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, if you see this warning then its a bit late, sigh*!)



On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and... I'm taking this because???....if dont make me feel drowsy i also wont take lar oi!!! sohai mia anak!!! )



On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)



On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)



On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)