8 June 2005

Most MeaningFOOL Label's Instructions


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On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
( HAHAHAHAHA!!!! MAN they are good!)


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On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


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On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how??...)


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On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion. Youn dont hafta defrost it if you dont want to :))

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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, if you see this warning then its a bit late, sigh*!)


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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)


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On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)


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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


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On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and... I'm
taking this because???....if dont make me feel drowsy i also wont take lar oi!!! sohai mia anak!!! )


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On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)


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On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


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On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


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On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

5 comments:

  1. Lolz!! How about the one stuck on some durians: "Caution, do not drop on legs."

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  2. huahuhua sometimes manufacturer are just too scared of people buying their products are dumb enough to have made mistake according to the warning. :p

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  3. Gahahahahaha! There's labels probably to protect themselves from unnecessary law suits. Nevertheless, still very funny :)

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  4. on label : Drink milk, but it does not guaranteed you will have milk.

    brand name : Dizzy Milk Incorp.

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