14 June 2005

Aging & Sex

You know being in my 30's and all keeps me thinking, what would sex be like in anoder ..... let's say 20 or 30 years down the line ?

Will everything will "STILL" be working as it is, OR certain kinda "AID" will be required to help the process. One thing for sure, we are alot luckier than those before us bcoz now we got Vitamin "V" - Viagra, that will certainly make a different LMAO!

Hey! Im definitely not "THERE" yet ok ? trust me! Anyway thanks to an email sent to me by a friend of mine I am beginning to have some kinda phobia towards growing old .... Look at it yourself.


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One of these days even Viagra couldnt do you any Justice anymore, so you could only turn to your good old rusty walking stick to impress your chick!

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OK OK, maybe an OVERDOSE of Viagras will do you justice but still your hearing would have given up on you, and instead of moaning you will hafta shout at each other! Imagine this!

Husband : SHOUT DIRTY TO ME!!! THAT WILL KEEP ME ERECTION!!!
Wife : YOU HAFTA SPEAK LOUDER DEAR, I CANT HEAR YOU
Husband : I SAID SHOUT DIRTY TO ME SO I CAN KEEP ON BEING SEXCITED!!!
Wife : I JUST TOOK MY SHOWER DEAR, I AINT DIRTY
Husband : NEVERMIND ..... MY BATTERY JUST GONE FLAT AGAIN .......



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Anden your brain is also playing tricks on you, you tends to forget over the time, things are NOT where they used to be anymore. So you always search at the wrong place and it took you quite a while to be able to find the stuffs that you were looking for ......


Darn! I wish I would never ever grow old! :P

8 comments:

  1. Interesting. Makes me wonder about sex at old age. :)

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  2. So make the best of it while you still can. Overtime, double shifts, whatever LOL!

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  3. *LOL*

    Maybe can start learning those kitab kung fu that can tahan or melambatkan the process of ejaculation. :P

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  4. If a young adult believes that sex is good and old age is bad than he or she will find it IMPOSSIBLE to consider exuberant sexuality as a portion of an older person’s experience.

    You create your reality according to your core beliefs and expectations; therefore you should examine these carefully. If you do not like some aspect of your world, then examine your own expectations.

    In the dream state the child and the old man or woman can exits simultaneously and the individual is made quite aware of the full range of creature hood.

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  5. Jxt2J : man you still got long way to go ler !!!

    5xmom : wuah OT ? 2 shifts ?? lidat lagi fast kena overhaul!!!

    Jason : Kamasutra ar ? lol

    Multidimid : You opened my eyes and showed me a different direction of life. Thanks!

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  6. hohoho wonder if old people ever have sex anymore when they are old.

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  7. wohhh hohohoo! Better DO more now while u still can perform ;)

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  8. Anonymous9:53 am

    LMAO! So yeah tomo gor gor work harder while you are still young, don't wait till you become tomo gong gong then only regret :P

    =klutz=

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