7 April 2006

The CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor - Vote for me!!!!

I was reading THIS post here by my see jeh 5xmom which eventually lead me to HERE! Then I browse browse around la ... after reading most of the answers provided by those lengjai I think think i also can do alot better than them la! SO I also wanna be one of the CLEO MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR 2006 also! If i know its so easy to become the most eligible bachelor hor erly erly I also register ledi la! Answer a few questions only so easy!!! Every Ahbeng and Ahseng also can be most eligible bachelor!!!

Ok this is my answer to their questionarie, u guys judge and see whether my answer is the best anot lar!!!! VOTE ME WEI!!! *MAKE PISS SIGN* *MAKE PEACE SIGN*



BACHELOR NO. : 1,188,967
NAME : Bobby Pat Leong Gum a.k.a. Wingz
OCCUPATION : Gold Digger
AGE : 32
ZODIAC : Pig
FAVE HANGOUT : Rumah Urut Kiew Kiew
TALENT : I got Sexy Mole!
Hey! ID : vehleelengjai11967




1.A Woman is most beautiful when …
She is with someone as hansem as me lar!! aiyo lidat so easy also wanna ask!!!

2.Being successful to me means…
Got big big Gold necklace to wear and big big mercedes to drive and got many many chicks dig kaw me BEST!!!

3.The nicest thing a woman’s ever said about me is
Tenkiuberymuch for your big tips, next time i throw in "extra" service ok hansem ?

4.Men make the worst
Lover, thats why they created Brother Wai a.k.a. Viagra! WUAHAHAHA!!!

5.Which reality show would you like to be on?
Amedika's Next Top AhBeng!!

6.Three most important things in my bag
Pregnancy Prevention Pills, Sanitary Pad with Wingz and Prengnancy Test Kit! eh what you mean not my gf's bag? I thot you asking me bout my gf's bag la! I where got carry bag wan geh!!! U think I bryanboy meh!!! diu!!! Where got Mahlartlow bring handbag wan!!! sohai Questions!

7.I know she’s special when
She digs her nose in the public or there is thing bulging out of her groin when she wear tight tight miniskirt ? WUAHAHAHAAHA!!! mch i m kinky ok! knot ar ??

8.What were you teased about as a child?
My hairstyle and my sexy mole, I know they are just jeles bcoz i m more hansem-er than they are!!!

9.What scares you?
Bloody sanitary pads !!!! Dont belif me? Even ghost and bad spirit also scared of bloody sanitary pads ok!!!! Thats what the bomoh use to chase the bad spirit away! LMAO!!

10.If I could trade places with a man for a day, I’d pick…
Ang Lee! then I change the storyline of the movie "Brokeback MauTurn!" Replace one of the faggot with a chun chicks so the future generation will not be corrupt further!

11.Describe your date from hell.
Someone who looks like Charmaine Sheh (HK actress la!) but at the end of the day turn out to be a MAN!!EEWWW!!!! No I m not toking from sexperience here!

12.A Wife-beater is...
A device someone created after they created the eggs beater, i mean you gotta be fair here right anot? Eggs beater obviously is gonna be used on a male so you gotta make a wife beater on female mah!! Huh ? what you mean eggs beater are not suppose to be use lidat ??? *sweating*

13.What is an antimacassar?
You heard of a country call Madagascar anot? NO! not the cartoon la its the country! you see, in Madagascar got this group of ppl who anti gomen wan, kira like terrorist also la ... this group of militant are called AntiMadagascar but bcoz when they 1st 1st started the group that time their leader no skool wan so instead of AntiMadagascar he spelt it as antimacassar lor!!!! lidat also u derno meh !!!! CHEH!!!


Malaysia CLEO Top Bachelor Peace Sign

VOTE ME WEI!!! AHBENG RAWKS!!!!

UPDATE : Right after I posted this entry I was told by a buddy of mine that I was nominated for Laksa Top 10 Male and Female Blogger .... tok about coincident!!!!





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Posted by Wingz at 7:45 pm 18 comments

ROJAK! The Play by The Oral Stage

If you are a fan of theatre and play then you would definitely love ROJAK! This is a PLAY created and directed by a group of energetic young peeples that I believe would stir up quite a scene in the local theatre! Dont Miss It! For more information on this play please click HERE! See you there!!!



What is ROJAK!?

ROJAK! is an original blend of shorts and monologues, tossed with a spoonful of youth and matters close to our hearts. From happy families, sudden deaths, sinking boats to talking mannequins, ROJAK! is dark, gooey and pedas as we Malaysians like it. Every serving includes a generous portion of nuts, on the house.

In detail its a compilation of shorts and monologues originally written put together into one big performance. Genres ranging from comedy, to tragic comedy to drama and even to political issues, which we'll leave it as the unmentionables for now... As our objective is to make theatre more accessible to youth, I personally believe that TOS is a great hub for young aspiring thespians to come forward to express themselves. Rather than having one big play where there will only be 1 to 3 main characters, having multiple shorts will create an opportunity for everybody. Even aspiring writers.

The Oral Stage, a non-profit group of theatre-curious youth, who direct, produce and star in our own written plays. Immersing ourselves in theatre experience without lifejackets, hoping to come out alive learning a thing or two. Currently in our second season, TOS strives to make theatre more accessible to the public, mainly young people, through stage performances and community involvement.

Directed by Kelvin K. Wong and Patricia Low, produced by Reuben W.J Kang. Cast ensemble includes Sharmini Harikrishnan, Dominic L. Luk, Rauf Fadzilla, Lam Wai Yee, Sanjiv Gnaneswaran, Krystle Wong, Priya Kulasagaran, Rachel Lai, Azfar Baharudin, Prakash Daniel, Reuben W.J Kang, Branavan Aruljothi and Emily Yoon.

Here are some shots taken during their Rehearsal









































ROJAK!
Directed by: Kelvin Wong and Patricia Low
Produced by: Reuben W.J Kang

Date Time: 13 April 2006 (Thursday) 08:30 PM

14 April 2006 (Friday) 08:30 PM

15 April 2006 (Saturday) 03:00 PM

15 April 2006 (Saturday) 08:30 PM

16 April 2006 (Sunday) 03:00 PM

16 April 2006 (Sunday) 08:30 PM


Venue: Pentas 2, Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre.

Price: RM22 (adults) RM17 (students, senior citizens & disabled) – including RM2 ticket handling fee

Ticket bookings & purchase:
03 4047 9000 (KLPac)
03 2094 9400 (The Actors Studio)
Blog – http://theoralstage.blogspot.com

The Oral Stage is one of the only independent youth theatre company here in Malaysia where they're all students by day and thespians by night. Our age range is from 17 years to 25 years old, currently studying at various colleges and universities in the Klang Valley.
Posted by Wingz at 2:20 pm 7 comments

Fruits and Trees Instead of Birds and Bees

Have you heard about a fehmes much tok about and upkambing play call "ROJAK!"?? Well you are in luck! Kambek again later in the afternoon where I will be telling you guys more about it! If you loves comedies you should be able to appreciate this play. Stay tuned for more infos!!!


Ahbeng and Ahlian has been married for 20+ yrs ledi by now both of them also in their 50s ... so one day they sat down like usual to have their dinner ......

Ahbeng is at the dinner table with his wife Ahlian and their son (Lobert) and daughter (Lulu) whois in their teens, suddenly Lobert ask Ahbeng, “oi oldman! I curious hor …. How many kinda nenens are there in this world ar ?”

Ahbeng think think for a while then he give Lobert his wise answer

Ahbeng : there is 3 kinda nenens in this world, in the 20’s a girl nenens is like a melon ROUND and FIRM! In their 30s and 40s its like pears, still NICE and JUICY but SAGGING abit ledi la … then the last one is after 50s their nenens is like ONIONS.

Lobert : Onions ??? Why Onions ??

Ahbeng : Yes Onion, bcoz if look at them long enuff it will make u cry….
Lobert :



This conversation makes Ahlian and Lulu tulan ledi, so in retaliation Lulu asked her mum :

Lulu : Ahmah, how many types of jiao jiao is there in this world?

Ahlian : Well doter, lets see … a man in his 20s is like an oak tree STRONG, POWDERFOOL and HARD! Then there is man in theirs 30s and 40s which is like a birch FLEXIBLE but still RELIABLE

Lulu : then after that is what ?

Ahlian : After that would be like your dad whois in his 50s, he is like a Christmas tree!!!

Lulu : Ah ?? Christmas tree ???? why Christmas tree Ahmah?

Ahlian : Because they are dead from the root up and their balls are just for decoration purposes only!!!
Posted by Wingz at 3:57 am 12 comments

6 April 2006

If You Putting on Some Additional Wardrobe Please Make Sure Its Secure!

Announcements : 2 things well actually 3 things
1. Rojaks Daily is gonne held a few contest pretty soon, contest details will be reveal later and all prize are sponsored by cinema.com.my remember to tune in for contest details!

2. A warm welcome to our new Rojaks Crew Crazygrr| we eagerly awaits her virgin post here in Rojaks Daily, btw we are still looking for more female bloggers who share our passion of making this world a better place thru laughters.

3. Rojaks Daily is gonna introduce a new segment at a regular basis (depends whether we all free to meet up anot la!) its call WinPeh Talk Show where we will invite certain charismatic bloggers to our show and we will chit chat with them and torture them let our readers/listeners know them more. We done our 1st recording yesterday and after we are done with the editing we will put it up. Anyone volunteer to do a logo so we can use it for the show anot ?


This is the situation, you are at the library ... sitting on the floor while reading your new found book then there is this drop dead gorgeous girl trying to reach for a book thats located on the shelf right above you, shes reaching to the book while you are still sitting on the floor .... will you look up to look at her boobs or not ? to know the answer please watch the below video!



Video Courtesy of lenglui Shiryen


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Posted by Wingz at 1:18 pm 5 comments

5 April 2006

Weird Chinese Surname - Wan

MCH!!! why are they so many knn salesman selling rubbish and asking for charity in kopitiam!!!! farking leave me alone when i m having my lunch you farkers!!!!! Cant i have a peaceful meal !!!! take all yours rubbish stuffs and fark off!!!

I bet most of us chinese would either have a friend who surnames is Wan ( Warm in canto ) or at least heard of this surname before.
When you begin to mix chinese name and english name its like disaster waiting to happen lidat . I blog once about Anita Kwok today lets take a look at this Wan family.

Wan Siu loon got 2 sons and 2 doter, his children like every other teens they gave themself an English name
1.The 1st son call himself Sarm
2.The second son call himself Noe
3. The 1st Doter call herself Annie
4. The second doter call herself Avery

One day while Wan Siu Loon & wife is outta the country Noe got into an accident, Noe 's frends managed to call Sam to inform him about it and Sarm is trying frantically to contact Annie and tell her about it. Annie college's do not allow their students to bring handphone to skool thus Sarm gotta call the college principle's office to get him to ask Annie to come to the phone. the prinsipe name is Mr. Soh lee

This is the conversation :

Sarm : Hello Mr. Principle, can i speak to Annie Wan please?
Soh Lee : Yes You could speak to me, what izzit about ?
Sarm : No! I dont wanna speak to you! I wanna speak to Annie Wan
Soh Lee : Yalah You are talking to someone lah now!
Sarm : NO! I am Sarm Wan and urgently need to talk to Annie Wan !!!
Soh Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Sarm : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan got into an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital to take care of him the only one who doesnt know about this is Annie Wan!
Soh Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Sarm : Nabeh! Why you so rude one!!! Who are lu ?
Soh Lee : I am Soh Lee
Sarm : Nabeh you should be sorry, your mother no teach you dont so rude one ka ? Now gimme your name!
Soh Lee :


WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
And that concludes our lesson today on Wierd Chinese Surname Tune in same time next week for more interest chapter of Weird Chinese Surname!!!

Story leeched and adapted from bleargh.net





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