Nuffnang Wild Live Blogging Party - Nose Bleed Piktures!!

Naihma I tell you Who no go Nuffnang mia Wild Live Blogging party now can go bang yo own balls till they turn blu-black! No briff? Nah let you see abit sample la!

But first you kena get ready some Tissue paper ... standby la ... gerentik nosebleed one i tell u! All hands on desk ok? mch still erly la!

This one my Feberet pikture of the nuffy gers .... who got high blood pressure better dun see long long ... later kena heart ehtek!

The more u see .. the more high your blood pressure wan!

Jie-jie bunny ... can i bwing u home? I lafu carrot one leh!

2 chiew kap mou tik lengluis .... Ringo and PlincessJane

Erm ... who can tell me where their blogs??!! I gibe lu rewards!!! lol

Chicken playing with cow mia pink KKC .... this cow got 4 KKCs wan! LOL!

Pink pau, Suet Li and Lioness .... *looking for tisu*

Can you feel the *electrict* yet? *bzz-bzz* Kena sot sial!

Phuiyo side view!!!! can see ... *ahem* the actual size lol!

Msia dlim girl Ringo ... i everynite also got dlim of her wan! *lau bei huet*

this bunny is the ladyboss!!!

2 supah sizzling hot ... hottar than hot plate mia ladybugs

2 hottest mouz

msia dlim girl hani, adeline and bunny jiejie .... I so wanna dlim now!!!

Bunny jiejie drink carrot juice! My houz got lotsa carrot leh!

Dlim ger adeline, Michelle domdom and skyler

look at bunny jiejie mia waist ..... *drools*

Suet Li with the Dlim gers

Ringo with Cow with 4 lembik KKCs lol

This Jiejie cold edi .... go wear Tshirt ... no more HAWT! LOL!

Hi korkor~~ Vote for me!

3 finalist of bet dressed mamamiaaa~~~

If you bored of looking at the front edi ... nah here the rear view! As juicy as the front view wan!

LEGSS!!!! peacock, ostrich and a bee taking piktures with a half man gorrila!

How? Nose bleed edi anot? If not yet then u go bang your nose on the wall la! You obviously mati pucuk ledi wan! no die orso no use! Wuahahahaha!

Mana my pikture? I avoiding the camera like a bad case of STD la! I dunwan pollute ppl mia camera with my fugly pic! Later camera spoil ledi they ask me pay bek how?! KAKAKAKA!

Then of coz .. other than nose bleed we also got obscene 18SX stuffs to show you .... there is this dude .... walking around with a HUGE dick on his face! A black nigga KKC! Dont briff? See the pikture below! This is 18SX stuffs ok? if you notchet 18 yrs old ... pls dun continue!

SHAD the Huge Dick guy! See? That fler flashing his KKC at everyone! LOL! The lenglui beside him is electronicfly

Chicken man raping Mr. Spidey lol! 18x also!

* Note : I tarak bwing my own camera .... all piktures here belongs to either one of them broggers below :

1. lovesickz.blogspot.com
2. mikeyip.com
3. shaolinphoto.com
4. revel-in-me.blogspot.com
5. princessladyjane.blogspot.com
6. onebigbone.com (the Chicken)
7. mrgin.blogspot.com
   

If i left out anyone whom piktures is displayed in this post, feel free to inform me wokeh? Dun shy shy la! Dun wanna kane sue for infringement of kopirite!

Cant wait for the next upkambing nuffnang's party .... they freaking know how to throw powderful and hawt party wan!!! WELLDONE Nuffnang! I lafu yew!

Nuffnang Wild Live Party LIVE!

As usual ... AYAM HERE AGAIN!!! Where lu?

Got many longkang to see here!!! Who no come really LUGILA!!!

I whole nite busy wipping bei huet from my nose man!!!! *sniff sniff* Dun jeles can?!

Kopitiam Blowater - Majiam Majiam in Niuspehpa!

If got nothing better to say ... better keep quiet? i dunno ... what u think? lol

Wild Animal Party Anyone?

Who want go wild wild mia party, fast fast put up your hand up! Nuffnang and Maxis got one party kambing and only 150 lucky peeple get to go and shake their buntut she bang style! Kam on everybodi, repeat after me, “Shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon…she bang, she bang…” Something lidat lar.

As usual …I will tell lu how to gerenti your inbitation to the party. First, you kasi write a blog post with this title “Roaring My Way to Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging” and then faster send an email to Nuffnang with your permalink.

Hah? Why lidis you ask me? Ask Boss Stewie lar!

I tell you a secret ar…got three top prizes one u no? Not one, but THREE! TIGA!!!! SAM! ANJI* *ngek ngek ngek* You want more information? Go to Nuffnang lar!

I dunch habe to tell you that Boss Stewie and his Nuffnang team always throw funtastic parties wan…and this time, the theme for the party is ANIMAL theme! Means you come to the party dressed like an animal lar, not you bring your hamsters cats dogs or pet pig wokeh!



Will I go? Of coz la! I been to several bloggers gathering and even hosted one befoh but this one is spesel mia party … this one got umph mia! I always blogs at party bcoz my face too fugly and nobody wanna tok to me wan … so I pretend to be busy and blogs so ppl wont know I actually got no frend one la! This party very ngam me bcoz the all powderful Maxis is providing all the powderful broadband connection at the party so we can blog! Amajiam? Powder anot lu say?


Since this is a kostum party … I been thinking what kinda animal shall I go as? Some suggest Hippo (Kanneh!) some says Pig (niahma! This one no nid kustom la!) then got one lagi best! He asked me to come as ladybird! Lady got bird wan meh?!!! Ladybird is a tranny leh!!! I Macho mia man ok!! No Ladybird wan! … then I think think I will kam in frog kostum la! ….. Why frog? I want mehnee mehnee charbohs kiss me!!! Why got kiss? You mean you neber heard of if girls kiss a frog then the frog will turn into hansem prince wan ar? Summore I memang hensem inside wan. Now I just need a lot of mui mui jais to muax muax me, then I complete ledi. Hensem inside AND outside! You think got any mui mui jais come kiss me and make me a prince anot jek?

Who wan to turn me into a hensem a prince, faster Q up at the Nuffnang party entrance and take a number ok? I sit there wait for u to kiss me lol!


What if no mui mui come kiss me turn me into a hensem prince? I bring my laptop and blog L-I-V-E at the party lor! This spesel feature spesially brought to you by no other than Maxis broadband. Maxis hou! Maxis geng! Maxis mou duck ding! I lafu yew Maxis! Tenkiu yew!
Eh, what’s the big deal ar you ask me? First time Nuffnang party got L-I-V-E blogging gathering wokeh! Die die oso I bring my laptop to blog lor…got prize you know! Wanna know what prize? Go to Nuffnang lar! I not free now … gonna start designing my frog mia kostum ledi! You got any cheap tailor to rekomen anot?

So what you waiting for? Faster write your post and send an email to wildlive@nuffnang.com lar! Dunch forget to include your permalink ok? If you r a blogger and you derno what is permalink then u goan let ghost push la! See lu there!!

If you see a semi-hensem frog leaping around, dunch forget to kam gibe me a kiss. I very frenly wan!

Cuci Mata WETnesday - OSushi Desuka?

Got lotsa ppl messaged me lately (especially scotty the angmoh celup) and ask me why no more cuci mata post one? Skool holidei la! lotsa kids sufring the internet so i dun wanna be a bad influence la! thats why lol (yala yala i bruff wan la! I farking buzy trying to stay alive especially after the petrol hike!)

Anyway .. heres your this week version of cuci mata post .. enjoy!

There is this Sushi bar somewhere in the world ....


where they serves sushi on fresh flesh wan!!!


see the artistic way they arranged their sushi anot? look at the plate la!!


This plate not very even la! got so many curves wan! how to hold the sushi prolerly?!



Fresh flesh eating fresh flesh! LOL



Plate also can eat wan!! TERROR LA!



AH! angmoh lafu fresh sushi also!!!



Eh ... why my plate moving one geh?


This is what i call ... lick the plate clean!!!

So now, i know that most of you would wanna ask me ... where the hiao is this place? If I knew .. you would be seing my face in these piktures! Not them!!! KAKAKAKAKA!!!