"A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it."
"The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls."
"When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I'm not able to remember what I chose"
"A wife is a sex object. Everytime you ask for sex, she objects!"
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