Ahbeng Wannabe Hunter

There is this ahbeng fwen who suddenly asked me whether i know any place thats selling hunting refiles over mamak .....

Ahbeng : Eh u know where got sell guns for hunting ar?

Me : I think Kajang there got ... why suddenly into hunting now? last time ask u go fishing ... u die die also dunwan.

Ahbeng : I wanna get gf la.

Me: MCH u so lan random lor! U wanna get gf but u asked me where to buy hunting rifles? You taken your daily medicine anot?

Ahbeng : U derno meh? U how long no kam out kau lui edi?

Me : MCH! u siao ar? U forgotten I m acherly married izzit?

Ahbeng : You very Outdate la! now all chicks find bf hor ... they want look for hunter one.

Me : Why hunter?

Ahbeng : The chicks said ... hunter always go deep deep into the bush one! and Hunter always fire more than 1 shots! and hunter always eat what they shoot wan!

Me : LOL! mch ... They eat what they shoot? ... Ewww