29 November 2008
28 November 2008
Do anyone know if there is any pet saikologist in the market one anot? I wanna send them there n check their blen and see got blen damage anot lol!
Its lidis one ... whenever i kambek from work ... there will climb up and goyang the cage and make noise like "tang tang tang tang" biting on the cage metal wire mesh.
I know what they saying one .... they telling me
See? My hamsters dem gangsta n vulgar too! Maybe they been watching lotsa TV .... i think i better put them in the back rather than leave them here in the living room and let them watch tv ler!
TV is bad ok? TV can turn a hamster into a nasty monkey wan!
Anyone wanna adopt my pet
26 November 2008
Not I call shot la … U call the shots lar…
Let Wingz korkor tell lu….
Now, got new mobile serbis in town ade…. Its called UMobile !!!!
Chip and affordable!!
Now u ken pick what sorta pekaj u like,
make ur own choices,
and pay how much u use,
means U call da shot lar… in Ahbeng language means U r da Boss la!
If lu memang ahbeng, u sure dem like UMobile!!
Coz they use the number 018!!!! Ong or not Ong???
Look at dis!!! Their prepaid deal so syok!!
And its even more high when you hear dis. From now, as long as u are UMobile user, u get to call any number , any one for free until 31st March 2009!! Yes, percuma, no need pay!!! N u ken sms other UMobile users for juz 1 sen/sms.
(Lucky, I got my new 018 number ledi from dat pwetti ahlian in Sg. Wang)
Then, UMobile oso got veri nice deal for postpaid peeple….
Now u ken choose which 1 is more better for u…!! Better yet, u ken get free fon!!
By subscribing to U98, now u ken get a handphone, Samsung Z140….Cun anot??
Oso, I dem like UMobile coz its veri Mahreysia…. Especially their advertisements!!
Wait. U think kautim ledi arh? Notchet! Still got free stuffs. Now, u ken access unlimited caller ring tones and watch live TV for free on ur phone. More, u get 5 free games download, which means, u ken now play Stripe Poker while waiting for ur gerpren shopping!! Oi, dun goan tfk when playing the game!
Wait! I not pinis yet! there is still more!
For all UMobile users, you ken get 10 free SMS for every RM10 tat u use in a 30 day duration.
Even more, if you reach usage of RM100, you will get anoder 10 free SMS.
And all this is until 31st December oni, so faiditt and register wit UMobile!
UMobile reli my angel lar, wat fark oso free 1. U tell me where to get??
Wait!! After that le, what happen???
If lu want to see the whole story, go HERE
Oi, dun skol me lar…!! Niama..of coz I got reason that’s why I brog all this stuff!!
Last week, one of my goosebottom (ngor dai) found out that UMobile got this contest le….SHHHH!!! Got a lot of plizes wan!!!
Wat u need to do to win this contest???
Veri simple oni. All you need to do is create the perfekt UMobile Ah Beng look. Faiditt go get ur camera and camwhore now!!
1.] UMobile look means Funny Ahbeng & Ahlians pigcher of urself (e.g. half naked pikture of yourself/cross dressing/dig nose pics)
2.] And it must have a 018 product in the picture.
3.] Submit the photo to me together with ur email to rojaks[dot]wingz[at]gmail.com. The top 5 fugliest photo will be the winner and announced in Rojaks.
UMobile 018 Prepaid Starter Pack X 5
UMobile 018 Prepaid RM50 Top-up X 5
U Mobile Goodie Bag X 5
Oi, wat u waiting for? Faster go camwhore lar!! I wan see tat
Today we gonna see what the latest lifestyle of an Ahbeng ... Today we gonna tok about the latest trend in Ahbeng Culinary trend.
To be more precise .. we gonna talk about blekfast for Ahbeng!
The latest trend in Ahbeng blekfas is the Shitz Baobao!!!
How i know its really made of bread and not pure poop?
Nah kasi lu see crossection la! You ever see shit lidis one anot? middle got red bean one lol ... i salute u if ur stomach can make such kind shit .. got fillings one lol!
If you dun like the spiral shaped shitz ... they also got odd shaped one ....
and colors too! can choose light or dark brown wan .... i m wondering if i could choose the texture also? sometime our poop is hard and sometime (especially we salah makan that time) it will come out watery rite? .... then how they gonna make the watery type poop?
The best part is ... your poop got emotion wan!!! just imagine ... u wekap from sleep feeling high high dei then u goto the table to have ur blekfast oni to see a poop smiling at u .... aawww that would make your day innit?
So whois in for a Shitz Baobao?! start taking orders now!
25 November 2008
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep.
Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."
20 November 2008
18SX - Small bois n girls ... go do your homework! Dun read! go play PS2 or PS3 or Wii or PSP or hello kitty or hello puppy or anything as long as u dont read this post can edi! If you die die also wanna read ... then call your mum/dad at work and ask for permission 1st ok?
Once upon a time got one fehmes Ahlian hooker (chikin la!) in JB ... this hooker very fehmes till this Lich Ahbeng from KL also heard of her! One day this lich Ahbeng happened to be in Jehbee for business and being a hamsap as he is .. he decided to look for this Ahlian and sexperience for himself how good is her serbis.
With some help from the petrol station Lich Ahbeng finally found the fehmes Ahlian hooker place. He got down from the car and pless the doorbiao "ding-dong"
One Pwetty hawt fresh flesh Ahlian kam open the door ....
Ahlian : Harro hansem .... who u looking for?
Ahbeng : I looking for the fehmes Ahlian ....
Ahlian : oh .. i m Ahlian ...
Ahbeng : Oh ... so u r the fehmes hooker?
Ahlian : Yar ... what can i do for u jek?
Ahbeng : I mau try your serbis .. how much u count wan?
Ahlian : TFK serbis is RM800
Ahbeng : Niahma!!! TFK also 800?!!!
Ahlian : Abuden? kam follow me .... i bring u see something ....
Ahbeng followed Ahlian to the parking .... Ahlian the point to the red kaler Audi TT sepot car ...
Ahlian: u see this car?
Ahbeng : Yar .. then?
Ahlian: this car i buy CASH with the money i earn from TFK .... so u say my TFK leng mou?!
Ahbeng : WUAHHHH
Ahlian: RM800 no count u expensive one la! i make it worth every sen of your money wan!
Ahbeng : ok ok deal! 800 jau 800 la! I pay! I PAY!!!
Ahbeng paid her the RM800 bucks and sexperienced the BEST-est TFK in his entire miserable life! It really was like what Ahlian said it is .. worth every sen of the RM800 la!
The next nite Ahbeng still in Jehbee ... being hooked with Ahlian serbis .. he headed to Ahlian place as soon as he kautim all his business meetings. This time Ahbeng wanna try something new ledi ....
As usual ... he pless Ahlian doorbiao and anoder conversation takes place ....
Ahlian : Wuah hansem boi .. u kambek for more izzit? how? yesday lengmou?!
Ahbeng : LENG!! LENG!!! thats why i kambek today la!
Ahlian : What cna i do for u today jek?
Ahbeng : Today i wanna try something new ler ... what u gotto offer jek?
Ahlian : Erm what about a BJ for RM1800?
Ahbeng : BJ for RM1800??!! for RM1800 i can get blow till i die in kl wor!
Ahlian : sigh ... u always lidat one ... kam follow me la ... i got something to show u ...
Ahbeng followed Ahlian without much question .... Ahlian bring him acress the street in Jehbee downtown ...
Ahlian : you see this condos?
Ahbeng : yar .. which unit is yours?
Ahlian : the whole building is mine .... I paid CASH for the building with the money i made from BJs .... so u think those biao mei in KL can fight my BJ anot?
Ahbeng : WUAHHH!!!!!!!! ok ok here is RM1800 ... lets start fast fast!!!
Again .... Ahbeng had his best BJ of his life .... it was better than any full package serbis he gets from jalan Alor in KL ... Ahbeng really no regreat paying RM1800.
Then the 3rd night is the last nite Ahbeng in Jehbee ... he die die tell himself ... "i wanna try her petpet before i leave for kl ... if not i die also no happy"
As usual Ahbeng fast fast pinis all his meetings for the day and erly erly drive to Ahlian's place, rang her doorbiao and this time the conversation abit different ledi ....
Ahlian : Alo hansem boi! Kambek for more BJ?
Ahbeng : no no ... u see tonite my last nite in Jehbee, tomlo moaning i kena go bek KL ledi ...
Ahlian : so how jek hansem?
Ahbeng : I want try new things ....
Ahlian : new things like what jek?
Ahbeng : I want try your petpet! how much orso i willing to pay!!! just name me a plice! Any plice!
Ahlian let out a soft *Sigh* then said to Ahbeng ... ok la ... hansem boi .. kam follow me ... of coz as usual Ahbeng followed Ahlian without much questions .... this time Ahlian bring him near to the bridge and point to an island at the other end of the bridge.
Ahlian : You see that island there?
Ahbeng : OUMAIPHUACKINGKOT!! THAT IS SINGKAPOH!!! DUN TELL ME YOU OWN the whole SINGKAPOH???!!!!!!
Ahlian : Well ... that island would be mine ... if i habe a petpet!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!
19 November 2008
What do you get when u cross a DSLR and a Chick?
Answer :You judge for yourself in the photos below la!
Name : benjicajess but pls dun call her Benji ok?
Age : 19 yrs young! Fresh Flesh!
Watchadoinnow? : Masscomm student.
Stay Where? : Penang
Also a freelance Photographer .... and definitely qualify as a freelance model too la!!
I wanna dig for more infos but she fark me no free ledi .... enjoy these piktures la!
Yala i know la ... u farking me now asking urself whats so spesel about this pic ... wait la!!! u see this pic 1st then u see the others then u will lau bei huet wan!!!
I think my aircond rosak at pic no.2 ledi ... if not why suddenly so hot wan? LOL! .... huh? what red face guy??? where?!! got horn sommo? why i dint see geh?! who u wanna bruff?!
This smile reminded me of an incident last time when i accidently put chocolate into the oven ... melting sial!!!! NAH!!! U all mah lat lows Sei mei?!
OUMAIKOT!!!! SO DIP DIP WAN!!!!!! if jatuh inside can drown and suffocate ok?!
Ahlian Look! This pikture sure Alot Ahbengs will download one!!!
Look at thos abs .... or look slightly higher also can ... both also .... phuhhhhhhh!!!! *looking for tisu*
Wuah!!! U guys still got pahwer to reach till pic no. 7? most Ahbengs alredi hospitalised at pic no.6 ledi! Due to excessive lost of blood thru nose bleed lol! Nah side profile la!!! Leng Mou?!
* hands shivering ledi .... derno what to type ... tisue finished jor .... still lau bei huet-ing*
Wuah sardenlee my heart bip bop bip bop very fast liow .... izzit bcoz of this pic??? who got same sexperience after viewing this pikture?!
OUMAIKOTTT!!! if you still can stand after this pikture then u pass the test ledi!!! U GRaduateD! U r not longer a "GREEN HEAD BOI" kakakaka!
Others who dint pass ... keep plektising and start from the top of the post again!
Graduates can proceed to Benji's Blog for more of her pwetty pigchers!!!
KAKAKAKAKAKA!!! Luff 9 die me la!!!!
If you drive from KL to JB, i think u kena bayar something like 30-40 bucks of toll luit. so now they giving lu 10% discount u know!!! 10%!!! TEN PERCENT!!!
Best Rite? but wait! there is a catch! Wat izzit? To qualify for this 10% discount .... U kena drive under these conditions :
- When everyone is asleep (but not u bcoz u wanna save 10% on toll so u gotta drive remembered?)
- When u urself also farking sleepy ledi.
- When the road it blardee farking dark.
- Racing side by side with fly by nite big ass 20 tonnes, 200 wheels big ass trucks that can run over your puny little car 20 times and still can move like nothing happened one!
- When all your passengers is sleeping and no one is there to help u stay awake.
You say our toll kompeni "PRIHATIN" anot la!!!! Lets see what our transport minister gonna say about this ... he plomised to tok the tok and fark the wok one last time ... lets see he got balls anot la!
10%!!! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!! these guys really know how to throw a great joke man!
15 November 2008
The battle is between :
- Canon EOS1000D
- Olympus 500d
- Nikon D40
- Sony Alpha 200 (Ex Minolta)
After Lengthy consideration (like 2 minits) I decided on Sony Alpha 200. Part of the reason is that I m using an old skool Minolta dslr for a few years ledi and its still werking fine. Others would be non motorised lens (cheaper mah!) Lotsa seconda hand minolta lens available in the market also, positip rebiu from current users and the lens also quite a favorable lens prefered by most of the Sony Alpha 200 fans out there.
Most important factor would be the plice also la .... at RM1,699.00 its a great bargain! Whats in the package?
- Sony DSLRA 200k Body
- 18 - 70 mm kit lens
- 2GB Compact Flash
- Screen Protector
- Kenko 55mm UV Filter
|Sensor||• 23.6 x 15.8 mm CCD sensor |
• RGB Color Filter Array
• Interline interlaced CCD
• Built-in fixed low-pass filter
• 10.8 million total pixels
• 10.2 million effective pixels
|Image sizes|| |
• 3872 x 2592 (L)
|File qualities / formats||• RAW (12-bit,.ARW format) |
• RAW + JPEG Fine
• JPEG Fine
• JPEG Standard
|Dust reduction||• Static-resistant anti-dust coating |
• CCD-shift dust reduction mechanism
|Lenses||• Sony Alpha lenses |
(also compatible with Minolta A-type bayonet mount lenses)
|Super SteadyShot||• CCD-Shift 'Super SteadyShot' system |
• Five level LED shake indicator in viewfinder
• Anti-shake effect: Equivalent to 2.5 – 3.5 steps in shutter speed
|Auto Focus||• TTL CCD line sensors (9-points, 8 lines with center cross-hair sensor) |
• EV -1 to 18 (ISO 100) detection range
• Predictive focus control for moving subjects
• Auto-tracking focus point display
|AF area selection|| |
• Wide AF area
|Focus modes||• Single-shot AF |
• Direct Manual Focus
• Continuous AF
• Automatic AF
• Manual focus
|AF assist illuminator||Via internal flash, must be raised|
|Eye-start AF||Yes, selectable from menu|
|Shooting modes|| |
|Scene modes||• Portrait |
• Night portrait
|Metering modes||• Multi-segment (40 segment Honeycomb pattern) |
|Metering range||• EV 1 to 20 (Multi-segment / Center-weighted) |
• EV 4 to 20 (Spot metering)
(at ISO 100 with F1.4 lens)
|AE Lock||• AEL button |
• Half-press shutter release
|AE Bracketing||• 3 frames |
• 0.3 or 0.7 EV steps
|Exposure compen.||• -2.0 to +2.0 EV |
• 0.3 EV steps
|Shutter||Electronically-controlled, vertical-traverse, focal-plane Shutter|
|Shutter Speed||• 30 to 1/4000 sec |
|Flash X-sync||1/160 sec|
|Aperture values||Depends on lens, 0.3 EV steps|
|DOF preview||Yes, dedicated button|
|White balance|| |
|White balance fine tuning||• Auto (none) |
• Preset WB: -3 to +3
• Fluorescent WB: -2 to +4
• Color temperature WB: -9 to +9
(Magenta to Green)
|White balance bracketing||• 3 frames |
• Hi or Lo steps
|Dynamic range optimizer||• Off |
|Color space||• sRGB |
• Adobe RGB
|Color modes||• Standard |
• Night view
• Adobe RGB
|Image parameters||• Contrast (-2 to +2) |
• Saturation (-2 to +2)
• Sharpness (-2 to +2)
|Noise reduction||• Long exposure for exposures longer than 1 second |
• User controllable: On / Off
• Eye-level fixed pentamirror
|LCD monitor||• 2.7" TFT LCD ('Clear Photo LCD Plus') |
• 230,000 pixels
• Anti-reflective coating
• Auto dimmed by viewfinder eye sensor
|Flash||• Built-in pop-up flash (auto release) |
• Metering: ADI, Pre-flash TTL, Manual flash control
• Guide number 12 (ISO 100/m)
• Angle of coverage 24 mm (35 mm equiv.)
• Flash sync 1/160 sec, 1/125 sec (SteadyShot on)
|Flash modes|| |
|Flash compensation||-2.0 to +2.0 EV in 0.3 EV steps|
|External flash (optional)||• Sony HVL-F56M (guide no. 56) |
• Sony HVL-F36M (guide no. 36)
• Macro Twin Flash Kit HVL-MT24AM
|Drive modes||• Single-frame |
• Self-timer (10 or 2 sec)
• Continuous bracket
• Single-frame bracket
• White balance bracket
|Continuous shooting||• RAW: 3 fps, up to 6 frames |
• RAW+JPEG: 3 fps, up to 3 frames
• JPEG: 3fps, unlimited
|Self-timer||• 10 sec |
• 2 sec
|Orientation sensor||Yes, for shooting, playback and control panel display|
|Connectivity||• USB 2.0 Hi-Speed (mass storage or PTP) |
• Video out (NTSC or PAL)
• Remote terminal
|Video out||Selectable NTSC or PAL|
|Storage||• Compact Flash Type I/II |
• Supports FAT16 / FAT32
|Power||• NP-FM500H Lithium-Ion rechargeable battery |
• Battery charger included
• Optional AC adapter
|Vertical grip||VG-B30AM (optional) accepts up to 2x NP-FM500H batteries|
|Dimensions||131 x 98.5 x 71 mm (5.2 x 3.7 x 2.8 in)|
|Weight (body)||No battery: 532 g (1.2 lb)|
See? see? RM1,699 for so many things!!! mana mau cari wei?!
Venue : Italiannies, The Gardens
Why I m there : FREE MAKAN LA! Italy food u no? High crass food ok? MANA MAU CARI?!
Got Lenglui anot : GOT ALOT!
Got Longkang to see anot : GOT ORSO!!!
Got Whatelse : Read ourself la! Got skool anot wan lu?
Next is Quattro Platter, Quattro means ampat/sei/four (see? i eat italian food ledi can understand italian liow wei!) kinda like our chinese four season dish lidat la but this one in italian style which is consist of 4 types of deep fried varieties. Dip flied Kalah-mali (calamary), Dip flied onion ring and seaweed (i think) and 2 balls ... i mean 2 tpes of balls with cheese/mushroom stuffing inside.
SUPPLIES element? none detected orso
SUPPLIES element? Got abit la .... but still was expecting more.
No no no ... not lamb shag ... i know u Ahbengs know what is lamb shag but this is not that kinda lamb .... no shagging involved ok?
Lamb shank means : Lamb shank is cut from the arm of shoulder, contains leg bone and part of round shoulder bone, and is covered by a thin layer of fat and fell
This is prolly the fastest "gone" dish that nite. If you think "Gone in 60 seconds" is fast ... u should really see how we wallop the lamb shank in less than 20 seconds! Bcoz it was too mouth watering extralicious ... some of the bargers were trying to weck the bone as well! (not me ok?! NOT ME!!!)
The lamb shank were perfectly done, superbly tender and needless to say exrremely juicy .... almost melt in your mouth wan! ... eat ledi dream also will remember the taste sial!!!
SUPPLIES element? Phuhlamak!!! Best of the best la!
Then finally .... the HERO of the nite kamout to play ....
Mind you ... this one is a new dish ... only a few privilaged one get to taste it first .... and I happened to be one of them la! (dun jeles can?!)
Ladies and Genitalmen ... I present sama lu ..... latest recomendation of Italiannies Chef's kitchen ....
The Bowls of Pasta
SUPPLIES element? If u r a pasta lober .... DIE DIE also must try!!!!
How should i decribe the kinda culinary experience this dish given to me .... being
Yea you heard me rite! Apple and pasta (thats just one of them pasta among the 10 different kinda pasta served to us) Another unforgettable tastebud teasing bowl of pasta would be the Garlic and mushroom, such a simple combination and yet so fulla suprises!
And lucky me ... by the time they serve the Bowl of Pasta ... most of the broggers is either busy camwhoring or already full jor .... remembered the utilisation os stomach space i told you about in the beggining of the food section? Well it helped! I almost have the whole Bowls of Pasta to myself!!!
Too bad there is no free refills ... if not i would still be there till they close shop!!! LOL!
I would like to send my compliment to the chef but too bad we didnt have time for that. If the chef of Italiannies is reading this (chances are slim to none ... i know) I would like to thank you for a job welldone!
To Nuffnang boss and staffs ... Thank you for allowing me to tag along to such a pretigious food tasting event, some guy told me that once you been invited to one the chances are slim to none that you will be invited to the next Nuffnang Sharing Session .... but nebermind ... I will stalk 9 Ahlob and bug 9 him till he cracks up and lemme go again wan!!! I will SUPPLIES him wann!!!! Ahlob u just wait!!!!