20 November 2008

Ahbeng and Expensip Hooker


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Once upon a time got one fehmes Ahlian hooker (chikin la!) in JB ... this hooker very fehmes till this Lich Ahbeng from KL also heard of her! One day this lich Ahbeng happened to be in Jehbee for business and being a hamsap as he is .. he decided to look for this Ahlian and sexperience for himself how good is her serbis.

With some help from the petrol station Lich Ahbeng finally found the fehmes Ahlian hooker place. He got down from the car and pless the doorbiao "ding-dong"

One Pwetty hawt fresh flesh Ahlian kam open the door ....

Ahlian : Harro hansem .... who u looking for?
Ahbeng : I looking for the fehmes Ahlian ....
Ahlian : oh .. i m Ahlian ...
Ahbeng : Oh ... so u r the fehmes hooker?
Ahlian : Yar ... what can i do for u jek?
Ahbeng : I mau try your serbis .. how much u count wan?
Ahlian : TFK serbis is RM800
Ahbeng : Niahma!!! TFK also 800?!!!
Ahlian : Abuden? kam follow me .... i bring u see something ....

Ahbeng followed Ahlian to the parking .... Ahlian the point to the red kaler Audi TT sepot car ...

Ahlian: u see this car?
Ahbeng : Yar .. then?
Ahlian: this car i buy CASH with the money i earn from TFK .... so u say my TFK leng mou?!
Ahbeng : WUAHHHH
Ahlian: RM800 no count u expensive one la! i make it worth every sen of your money wan!
Ahbeng : ok ok deal! 800 jau 800 la! I pay! I PAY!!!

Ahbeng paid her the RM800 bucks and sexperienced the BEST-est TFK in his entire miserable life! It really was like what Ahlian said it is .. worth every sen of the RM800 la!

The next nite Ahbeng still in Jehbee ... being hooked with Ahlian serbis .. he headed to Ahlian place as soon as he kautim all his business meetings. This time Ahbeng wanna try something new ledi ....

As usual ... he pless Ahlian doorbiao and anoder conversation takes place ....

Ahlian : Wuah hansem boi .. u kambek for more izzit? how? yesday lengmou?!
Ahbeng : LENG!! LENG!!! thats why i kambek today la!
Ahlian : What cna i do for u today jek?
Ahbeng : Today i wanna try something new ler ... what u gotto offer jek?
Ahlian : Erm what about a BJ for RM1800?
Ahbeng : BJ for RM1800??!! for RM1800 i can get blow till i die in kl wor!
Ahlian : sigh ... u always lidat one ... kam follow me la ... i got something to show u ...

Ahbeng followed Ahlian without much question .... Ahlian bring him acress the street in Jehbee downtown ...

Ahlian : you see this condos?
Ahbeng : yar .. which unit is yours?
Ahlian : the whole building is mine .... I paid CASH for the building with the money i made from BJs .... so u think those biao mei in KL can fight my BJ anot?
Ahbeng : WUAHHH!!!!!!!! ok ok here is RM1800 ... lets start fast fast!!!

Again .... Ahbeng had his best BJ of his life .... it was better than any full package serbis he gets from jalan Alor in KL ... Ahbeng really no regreat paying RM1800.

Then the 3rd night is the last nite Ahbeng in Jehbee ... he die die tell himself ... "i wanna try her petpet before i leave for kl ... if not i die also no happy"

As usual Ahbeng fast fast pinis all his meetings for the day and erly erly drive to Ahlian's place, rang her doorbiao and this time the conversation abit different ledi ....

Ahlian : Alo hansem boi! Kambek for more BJ?
Ahbeng : no no ... u see tonite my last nite in Jehbee, tomlo moaning i kena go bek KL ledi ...
Ahlian : so how jek hansem?
Ahbeng : I want try new things ....
Ahlian : new things like what jek?
Ahbeng : I want try your petpet! how much orso i willing to pay!!! just name me a plice! Any plice!


Ahlian let out a soft *Sigh* then said to Ahbeng ... ok la ... hansem boi .. kam follow me ... of coz as usual Ahbeng followed Ahlian without much questions .... this time Ahlian bring him near to the bridge and point to an island at the other end of the bridge.

Ahlian : You see that island there?
Ahbeng : OUMAIPHUACKINGKOT!! THAT IS SINGKAPOH!!! DUN TELL ME YOU OWN the whole SINGKAPOH???!!!!!!
Ahlian : Well ... that island would be mine ... if i habe a petpet!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!

9 comments:

  1. so, will you try or not jek if there is really such a 'girl'? Hahahaha....

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  2. Nice 1.. hahaha.. i lol'ed...

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  3. No petpet jieh...
    Got another bunga kekwa mer...
    Wanna try?

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  4. why ah lian dun piont to sky?.....
    and say if pet pet you be in sky...

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  5. haha...very nice :)

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  6. omg!!!... lolxxxx.. faint.. I love the last part.. :D

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  7. LOL! Hamsap Lou!
    Akua also dunno.

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  8. LENG MOU?

    LOL. Good one

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  9. Muahahahah.... man knows man better!

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