5 August 2008
When you see this picture, what do you think of?
I think of this.
You know, when you are stressed with work like me, this magic stick really help a lot wan.
My little devil have this in mind.
My bini pulak will call me when I am driving home to go to 7-11 to buy her this.
Majiam-majiam style oso got. Wings lar, no wings lar, night time use lar…one guy like me standing there looking at this kind of ploduk, not macho lar.
But today I want to talk to you about ‘convenience’. Is very simple lidis. Nowadays petrol price oso rise ledi, economy oso not doing so good, not like last time go 7-11 oso drive car. Now I walk there only lar. Can sexercise summore.
Why I talk about ‘convenience’ today? My good fren, Ah Huat, whois a handphone shop taukeh, went to renew his road tax last week and this is what he told me.
Ah Huat: Aitelyu, nowdays, gomen service so slow ar. Linpeh sit there wait 1 hour oso nochet linpeh’s turn to do my road tax ah.
Me: Hah? Sure boh take so long meh?
Ah Huat: Abuden! Linpeh drive there, linpeh find parking, no parking summore, so linpeh rounding many times only find one parking far far away. Linpeh’s petrol money oso gone. And make linpeh wait 1 hour plus. If I know lidis, I go ask runner to do for me lor! Linpeh didn’t wait lar. Linpeh shop nobody take care, kenot trust my bangla fler oso.
Me: Aiya, waste your time lar lidis.
That was yesday .... and today, I having my kopi-O-kau at the kopitiam, then this mui-mui-jai come approach me and give me this piece of paper wor.
Wah, what is this? MyEG? Can buy auto insurance online. Can renew road tax online. Wah can even renew driving license online wor! So I quickly call Ah Huat.
Me: Ah Huat Ah Huat!
Ah Huat: Hamiksu? You so excited for what?
Me: You got safe ledi. You faster go on your computer, go to www.myeg.com.my, then faster click on ‘Road Tax Renewal’.
Ah Huat: Hah? Online can do meh?
Me: Can wor. More convenient oso lar Ah Huat. You can sit in your shop look at mui-mui-jai buy reload card, and renew your road tax oso. Dun even have to spend money on petrol wei! Kill many many birds with one stone this wan!
So ladies and genitalmen, lesson for today is convenience and hassle free. No need to drive all the way to JPJ ofis or even post opis. No need to go through all the trafik jam and difficulty to find parking. No need to wear nice nice go gomen ofis. Just sit at home in your spender and pagoda t-shirt (or for the ladies, your sexy panty n bra …. Mamammiaa!!! I like!) and click click click…kautim! Road tax oredi renewED. You can do it 2 months before your road tax expire. Now this service oni for prebet car, but soon they will gibe to company car oso. Good things have to wait lar.
You say good or not this MyEG service?
I say mana mau cari ini majiam mia serbis la?!!!