Lets tok about workplace today, have you ever ask yourself why they never allow you to drink during working hour in your opis? Seriously ... there is more pros than cons if drinking were allowed in workplace! No shit you wan! Lemme teech you how to convince your boss on allowing alcohol in opis!
- It's an incentive to show up - Just imagine ... going to work is like going to party lidat! shiok anot?!!
- It reduces stress - the more you stress the more you hantam ... the more u hantam, the less stress!
- It leads to more honest communications. - You want them to tell you the truth ... 1st you gotta make them high!!
- It reduces complaints about low pay. - High ledi they wont be conscious enuff to worry about their pathetic pay mah!
- It helps save on heating costs in the winter - this dont works in Mareysia ok? oni works in Amadika and other country like them.
- It encourages carpooling - haha who wanna be caught DUI? suma dun wanna drive or they take PUBIC transportation thus less polution thus good for the enbiroment la!!!
- Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care - if you not happy with your job u drink more! the mre u drink the more u will discover how meaningful your job is! lol!
- It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. - They will be so broke they wont have chance to save enuff money to go holidei wan! They will slave their ass for you!
- It makes fellow employees look better - Yea .... sometime after a few drink I also got feel I m as hansem as Chow Yuen Fatt also! Sometime my fugly kolek also bekam prettier after a few glass lol!
- It makes the canteen food taste better - no doubt bout it!
- If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten - This one is very the true .... everyone is so wasted they dont give a fark what you did or done also! Good on your resume too!!!
Do you think beer company allows their employees to drink while working anot ar? If they do then I wanna work for them leh!
P.S. : If u kena fire dun come find me ok?!!!!