I Dont Need Sex!!

Ok .... its not like what u think ok? I still need sex .. so its irrelevant ... the thing is ... I got this farkingly funny t-shirt from a forwarded email sent to me by my brader Zewt and i know this will definitely make you day one ... no matter how shitty it is!!! Guarantied!

There is this company in UK that design T-shirt one ... they made this farkingly awesome tshirt ... there is really nothing spesel about the material or in fashion sense wise but ... its about a one liner thats printed on this tshirt that would make it worth a hundred dollar a piece!!!


It says ... I DONT NEED SEX, THE GOMEN FUCKS ME EVERYDAY!

LOL!!! How true! how true!!!! Now who wanna buy this tshirt for RM100?!!! Or rather who got balls to wear this?!! U got balls?

Learn How to Understand Thai

If you watched TV reality show like "The Amazing Race" where they send you to a foreign country and you gotta scramble for clues and ask the locals for direction?

Well we experienced that ... in Bangkok ... yea! You would be surprised with the way they incorporate England into their Thai language and it bekam a fusion language (kinda like our ahbeng england language here also).

Our first encounter is at the airport when we just touch down and begin to ask for direction because one of the Ahbeng too busy taking piktures till we are seperated from the rest of the group ... so there we are lost ... looking for our beggage colection counter ... so we did what a lost Ahbeng would do ... we asked for direction!

We saw one nice thai lady in uniforms (we assumed shes is the airport staff la! she in uniform mah!) then I asked lidis la ...

Me : Excuse me, we seems to be lost .... can you tell me where is beggage belt D is?
Thai Lady in uniform : Bell D .... Bell D go stet .. tai hau ten lep.

I then looked at her ... n show her my "I dunno what the fark u just said" kinda face ... she then repeat the same line again but this time with hand gestures ...

Thai Lady in uniform : Bell D .... Bell D go stet .. tai hau ten lep. (with her hands keep pointing in a specific direction)

Refused to look dumb i pretend to understand WTF shes saying to me and walked to the direction she pinted at ....

As we keep walking ... its all so clear now!! we actually figured out wtf she saying to us!!!

She Said (in her thai fusion england) : Belt D go straight ... thai house turn left!!!!

LOL!!! WTF!!!!

Thats just one of the encounter .... wait till i tell u about the boom boom girlsss we met!!!! *slurpss*

We got out of Bangkok in one piece!!!!

Yesh u read it right!!! We got out just before they announce the "state of emergency" in Bangkok!!!

I derno if thats is good or bad thing ... if we stayed back .. we could just bump in the hotel (bcoz got curfew mah!) and in our hotel ... got lotsa angmohs n honky girls one!!!! and since we kenot go anywhere .... i bet we all can get lucky too!!! kakakaka

2 Ahbengs holding our boarding pass

Or the more adventorous side of me would like to sneak out with a camera in hand and goto where all the action are and start snapping!!! That would be freaking adrenalin pumping too!

Ok ok ... i gotta stop dreaming and go back to work ... nw that i m already in kl ... sigh ... still in hornyday mood ler ... how to work? :P

Bangkok Teaser Photo Part II

Niahma today hak 9 sei me! .... i sleep till blur blur dint realised bangcock is actually 1 hour behind KL one! (all my time still follow KL time even tho the MAS pilot already tell us to change to local Bangkok time when we touch down) but i freaking lazy to change la ... today wekap n look at the time! Wahrao eh!!! i thot we overslept!!! I kick 9 the ader 9 bargers wekap ... n we all kelam kabut get ready to chung to the hotel's rest to eat blekfast oni to found out that we are actually 1 hour early lol!

So i kena kaw kaw from that 2 farker la and they 2 gang up on me n dun lemme use internet, lucky that 2 bargers alredi sleep so i can curi curi online n do this post la lol!

See this barger sleep ledi also dem yong sui one lol!

Today another action packed day!! shopping shopping shopping! massage massage massage!!! oh we also did this!



What izzit? ..... later i gobek kl oni tell u la ... now i wanna bikin u suspen 1st can? lol!

Ok la i mau go sleep ledi ... tomolo mia plan lagi full!!!! need the power to do all the stuffs we planned!!! Adios amigo!

Bangcock Teaser Photos

Wuah today plan really intense!!! we play till 2am only kambek!!! then those 3 basket dominated the internet sufring p0rn till now 4am only my turn to online ... heres a teaser pigchers of a place we went to today.



Weird name for a restaurant .. cabbage and condoms! you wanna know what they serve to us for dinner anot?!!! stay tune ladies!!! kakakakaa! ok la i kena goto sleep edi ... tomolo kena wekap erly weck free blekfast ... if not later suma kena wallop finish the rugi la!!!