Celcom XPLAY Shout PARTEH!

Remember the Celcom XPLAY Shout event? Well, it happened last Saturday night at Library at e@Curve, and the crowd was awesome!



The main reason to that is that it's free flow beer all night long... how cool is that?



Those of you who check in FourSquare stand a chance to win a brand new Blackberry Torch too yo!

Mizz Nina was in the house! Along with other local bands such as Hujan and Disagree. They were having Battle of the Bands competition as well..



For Celcom customers who missed out on the pre-party exclusively by Xplay, you stand a chance to win FREE passes to the Shout! Awards on 20th November at Stadium Bukit Jalil, simply by just downloading 3 Call Me Tones of the Mobile Content Award 2010 nominees from http://www.channelx.com.my/.



For Xpax Facebook fans, just email your full name, IC and phone number to gotx@xpax.com.my with “Shout! Award Free Passes” as the subject header & you’ll stand a chance to get 2 passes to catch the Shout! Awards LIVE & meet top local artistes! Don’t miss out on one of KL’s hottest award shows!

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Beng Dictionary : Inspira

In todays mia complicated world .. we owaz need new words to expless ourself ... today new word is Inspira




in·spira
[ Pronounced as : in-spi-Lah!]
verb, -spiraED, -spira·ing, -spira.able

Meaning :

• inspira - to copy something.
• inspira.ED - alredi copy something,
  
• inspira.ing - copying something.
• inspira.able - Copyable
  

Example :

inspira
- I hate it when ppl inspira me! she keep inspira my fashion sense bcoz she knew i am a fashionita!

inspira.ED
-Mother : son you finished your homework edi?
- Son : Yes mum ... I inspira.ed my homework from my fwen in skool edi.

inspira.ing
-Student : Tcher Tcher! u see WALAN is inspira.ing my answer leh!

inspira.able
- Car designer : Boss! I tink this lancer is inspira.able leh!

P.S. A big tenkiu to Plotong for the "inspira"tion of this post!! :)

Cheap Roaming Calls from Celcom

WOOHOO!!! Its Year end!!!! Time for holiday!!!

Unlike most of the peeple i know ... I do not have the luxury to pre-plan my holiday 1 year in advance! Not even 6 months in advance! In my line of work ... I derno wat the eff is gonna happen next week also!

Sad to say its bcoz of this its very difficult for me to get those RM1 air tixs tat certain airline is offering, so my holiday is normally not a cheap one lor .... cause all last minit book mah! Hotel also last minit ... suma last minit so suma also kenot get cheap! Buden expensip anot ... a man gotta get his holiday also rite? die die must get one! if not really can die wan! LOL!

I heard my fwen told me Cambodia dem worth to visit leh! very cheap and safe he said, but most of the time, its not the air tixs and hotels or the tour bills i m worried about ... its my phone bills! I m internet addict lol! wherever i go I will tweet n Fb n youtube n sms ... not to mention the amount of phonecalls i made in a day ... can you imagine if i were to do that when i am having my holiday in another country? I can die of pokainess when i kambek to Msia la! LOL!



But my Celcom fwen tell me no worry .... bcoz from Nov 1st till 28th Feb 2010 they got spesel the offer! Suma Celcom mia customers can get dirt cheap lowest roaming rate when calling from/accepting calls in countries like Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Bangladesh and Cambodia!!!

Wah Cambodia ngam me wei! kam kam we look at the plice first ... tok no use wan ... see plice is better! lol!


WAH LAU EH!! You got see anot? Lowest international call is oni RM0.30/min!!! Cheaper than my current telco mia post paid local call!!! How can lidis?!! Sommo Celcom is with Axiata group wan ... Axiata group hor dem the powderful one wokeh? they got lotsa members in whole Asia thus making their coverage very the wide wide! hehe

Unlimited Internet only RM38/day! WAH!!! tat is even better!!! Can skype whole day with boiprens/gerprens n only pay RM38/day! This is the ultimate savings man! lidis every month go holiday also no sked lol!

Dun briff? Nah u goan see their website youself la → Celcom Roaming Promotion

So now I no need sked forgot to bring map or kenot call opis while i m on my holiday ledi la! Best of all is I dont have to return to Msia worrying about my phone bills!

Tenkot for Celcom!!

Where is GOD?

Last time when they are still virgins ... Elik n Dale dem notti one. Everytime anything go wrong in the village sure they do one! Tat is how notti they both are!

The whole village tat time dem hing Kristian la ... so temple all close down no business ... then one day Elik's n Dale's parents heard got one new priest come to the church to work edi ... this priest dem powderfool one ... at the last village he worked in ... he sucksesfooly turned all the gangsta into Priest also ... u say powderfool anot?

So both their parents also wanna send Elik n Dale to the Priest so he can do his magic on them n turn them into pussies la LOL!

The day has kam ... Elik n Dale were sent together gether to the Priest .... the priest then bling them into am empty room with only 2 chairs ... asked them to sit down and proceed with the pussy-fying porcess lol!

The Priest Suddenly shout loud loud at them

Priest : WHERE IS GOD?!!!

Elik n Dale omos shat (past tense for shit la!) in their pants that time let the priest sked 9 dou .... befoh they can recuperate the priest again shout at them

Priest : WHERE IS GOD?!!!

Now Elik n Dale dem 9 stoned edi ... their eyes opened wide wide, mouth also opened wide wide n their balls shrunk! Befoh they can finish mindfuck with themself the Priest raised his voice and shout at their fugly face again ...

Priest : WHERE IS GODDD??!?!!?

This time his voice is like thunder .... this time both Elik n Dale beh tahan edi ... Elik screamed like a girl n run out of the room like a faggot while Dale following behind him running like a faggot too (but less faggot then Elik la .. Elik more faggoty one) WUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Both these faggots run back to Elik's house n hide in the closet whole nite... (god knows wtf they both doing in the closet tat nite) den the nx morning kan ... Elik's oldman found both of them in the closet la ... his oldman kick them out of the closet and start interrogating them ...

Elik's fader : WTF u both doing in the closet whole nite?!
Elik : daddy (see??! i told u hes sissy one .. so old edi still call daddy lol!) this time really hailat man!
Elik's fader : Why hailat?! WTF u do tis time? i thot i sent u to the priest to be pussified one?
Elik : Daddy this time its very very big wok wan!!!
Elik's fader : then stop being a pussy n tell me wat u did la MCH!
Elik : GOD is missing and the Priest think WE KIDNAPPED HIM!!!
Dale : *nods nods*