When Hitler found out Micheal Jackson is Dead

What happened if Hitler found out that MJ is dead? Heres what happened!



I m sorry again Mr. Micheal Jackson ... but this is too good not to be shared.

No Hidden Charges Airlines Battle! Air New Zealand takes it to a new level!

Yea .. we seen it all, no fuel surcharge la .... no admin fees la ... but thats all is old news you see ... Air New Zealanf takes "No Hidden Charges / Nothing to Hide Thingy" to a next level!!! They open their books and let u see them buck naked kinda "No Hidden Charges!"

Dun briff? Watch this video below!



At first glance i also dint notice it ... it took me 3 replays to realised that all their employees is actually naked with draw-on-body (bodyart) uniform! Watch closely! Now .. thats what i call "Really Nothing to hide!" LOL! Freaking creative! Welldone!


Via Wahlau.net

Ahbeng Steal Dress

Ahbeng broke into a boutique (dress shop la!) afew times to steal dress but he so hakjai kena caught by the bangla sekiu guard and handed over to the polis which later dragged his ass to a court to be judged.

At the courtroom the judge ask him lidis one ....

Judge : Ahbeng .. i read my report here say you broke into the same boutique 4 times in 1 night.
Ahbeng : Yes taikor judge sir ... i admit
Judge: What you stole?
Ahbeng : I stole only one Prada dress Taikor judge sir!
Judge: You broke the same boutique 4 times in a night and you only stole 1 dress?
Ahbeng : Yes taikor judge sir! i no bruff u wan! oni 1 prada dress.
Judge: How is that possible? you return 4 times you could at least cart away no less than 100 dresses!
Ahbeng : Taikor judge sir ... its lidis one u see .... the first 3 times my Ahlian wife dont like the color of the prada dress .. so i kena go back tot he boutique and change different color lor.

So there ... whether u r shopping or stealing ... its the same! women is lidat wan! kakakaka!

Are You Hungry Yet?

You thinkin what you wanna habe for dinner yet?


Wat about one freakiest juicy tenderloin steak lidis?!

When we grow old ...

Overheard this conversation by 2 oldleli toking bout their husband at a hair saloon while waiting for my wife to get her hair done ....

Oldleli1 : I tell u hor ... my Ahbeng recently got this habit of bite his finger nails one, last time dont have leh! everytime i see him bite his nails hor i feel very yucky leh!
Oldleli2 : Eh ... my Ahbeng last time also lidis ... but i made him stop.
Oldleli1 : wuah ... how u do it wan? i tried everything but my Ahbeng just dun wanna stop bite nails leh!
Oldledi2 : oh ... its easy jek ... i hide his false teeth

LOL! Hey anyone will eventually grow old ok? so dont luff so loud can?