YOUTUBE.COM WEBSITE HACKED!

Friday June 2nd 2006, 1:25pm (Msia time)

I try login into my YouTube.com account becoz I got an email saying one of my videos got new comment onnit and this is what i got.

Youtube.com hacked!!! It says "ALL YOUR VIDEO ARE BELONG TO US"

Die la die la!!! all my videos !!!!

eh wait! ... after a few minutes my screen turn into this ....

and this .....


And I think those guys from youtube.com is almost as funny as I am LMAO!! ... way to go!!

ok u all can go back to work now knowing all your hentai and AV videos is safe now ...shoo~! shoo~!


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Drive Thru ATM Machines

There is this bank that is hiring Rojaks n its crews to come out with a set of guidelines on how to use this new facilities they are going to introduce at the end of this year. Of coz since this is a top secret project and we dunwan any other banks to launch before we do so we are not gonna announce the name of the bank which hired us. So stop asking ledi!

Anyway, we (me n the geng) interbiuED close to 5000 people both males, females, ahkuas and shamales and after 9 months of hard work we finally came out with a set of policy that is fair for all, including ahkuas and shemale also! Totally no discrimination at all!

WE concluded that 2 sets of manual are needed, one for males and one for females as for shemales and ahkuas, its up to them to decide which set is best for them.

Here are the proper way showing you how to properly utilise the Drive Thru Atm Machines, without leaving your car.


For males, the procedure is kinda simple .. just a 7 steps procedures and here izzit.

MALE PROCEDURE:

• 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
• 2 Wind down your car window.
• 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
• 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
• 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
• 6. Wind window up.
• 7. Drive off.
  

For females, their procedure is kinda bit more complicated, please follow this procedure step by step to avoid any complication while using the Drive Thru ATM machine.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:

• 1 . Drive up to cash machine.
• 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
• 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
• 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
• 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
• 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
• 8. Insert card.
• 9. Re-insert card the right way.
• 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
• 11. Enter PIN.
• 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
• 13. Enter amount of cash required.
• 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
• 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
• 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
• 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
• 18. Re-check makeup.
• 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
• 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
• 21. Retrieve card.
• 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
• 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
• 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
• 25. Redial person on cell phone.
• 26. Drive for 2 to 3 Kms.
• 27. Release Parking Brake.
  

I hope you enjoyed using our Drive Thru ATM services, Please have a pleasant day ahead. Tenkiu

A big tenkiu to my regular porn pusher Cocka for this piece of wonderfool article.
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No More Embarassing Farting Moment!

We in Rojaks has come out with a new device that will get you outta one of those embarassing moment, Rojaks Revolutionary TOOT-Tone. This device will help you convert your fart (kentut) into ringing tone of a handphone. Toot-Tone is equipped with a smart chip that converts your fart into melodic chimes. Toot-tone also comes with 16 pre-programmed ringtones for you to choose from. Just slide it up your A$$hole and you dont hafta be hesitate to fart ever again!

Watch our demo video for futher details.




TooT-Tone is the greatest invention ever!!! what are you waiting for? Call us now! If you call the number on your screen now we would even throw in a tube of KY Jelly Free Of Charge! Faster Call!!

*Batteries not included

Videos Courtesy of Wucanrou, thank you!

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2 Memes 1 Post .... Yea I m that bored

This one Patrick tag me wan ... toking bout perfect lover wan wor ... kanneh want me die izzit? my bini got read my blog one u know?! put me on table lar lidat!!

Anyway i m dem sien today and in no mood to crack jokes so i thot sei jau sei la! let your horse kam!

The Game - The Perfect Lover

• 1. The tagged victim have to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
• 2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
• 3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
• 4. If you are tagged the second time.There is NO need to do this again.
• 5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
  

Here goes!

1. Girls, teenagers, aunties, lesbo suma I ngam! No shemale pulez! "Chicks with dick" also dunwan!
   
2. Must be rich!!! so I dont have to work! my resposibility only to service her at nite only. During the day I will only sleep, go shopping, kau other luis, eat, watch tv and sleep sommo.
3. Ugly also nemind! but preferably not so ugly la ... even I also got limit geh ... if too ugly then i kena serbis her in total darkness la!
   
4. Must luff at my jokes no matter how lame and unfunny they are! Also must komen in every freaking one of my post here wan!!! If she missed one day then I skip 1 serbis!
   
5. She dun lafu me also nemind as long as u buys me toys n gadgets and gimme lot n lotsa money n gimme my own platinum no limit credit card also!
   
6. No mader in Law pulez! ... you know lar i so Hansem ... later her mader fall in lafu with me ledi then i rugi sial!!! 2 women to serbis for the price of 1 !!!! KNOT KNOT!!!
7. Adventurous ... I always wanna try threesome and mass orgy, so she kena be able to accept all that lor ... if not NO DIU! ops ... i mean NO DEAL!
   
8. Sexciting - must be willing to play master and slave with me ... I m the master of coz! must be willing to be tied up and whipped and dripped wax upon and cuffed and anal-ysis and ... and ... ok ok i stop pls dont run away!!! kambek and continue reading!!! LOL!
   

THE GAME - THE ALPHABET TAG

This tag is by AhMay the sync baker :P mama~miah!

She gave me the letter H (bcoz i m Hansem, yea she can testicle testify to that bcoz she met me a kapel of times ledi) and I am to take this letter and write 10 words that begin with it.

1. Hamsap is what peeples labelled me as .... but not only they are dreadfooly wrong but also they are gonna be very the dissapointed to know that I m definitely not a hamsap material. I m Hou Kau Lan 7 Hamsap!!!!
2. HamHai is what i called those flers who always go char kuat and kiu kai wan!
   
3. HamKahLink is the fler who created this brilliant meme, becoz he thot by doing this meme he can get the author to reveal more about himself and boy I m gonna prove that Hamkahlink is so wrong!
   
4. HarmChat or Kamlan in Hokkien is an act where you put a male's sexual organ into your mouth. No, it doesnt matter whether you are a male or female its still call Harmchat!
5. HamKahFooKwai is the greetings you should say to those who visited your house during the Chinese New Year, HamKahFooKwai means whole Family Prosperous! This is a very auspicious and popular greetings during the chinese new year celebration. The same phrase also can be use if you are attending chinese weddings, birthday parties or even house warming! You learning new things everyday huh? ;P
6. HamDanChiuYarn literally means Ultraman in Cantonese. HamDanChiuYarn actually reminds me of Linpeh .... he looks exactly like the yapun guy who act in the Ultraman series i used to watch during my chilhood.
   
7. HouLanLiuKarp means I need to go to the washroom, so if you are eating with your chinese co-workers and you need to excuse yourself to go to the washroom you will hafta say to them "I m HouLanLiuKarp" and rush to the toilet. Understand?
   
8. HauHai is canto for Pretty chicks! So, if you are in a club and you saw this chinese chick you wanna hit on, just walk over and say "Hi HauHai! can i buy you a drink?" I gerenti you she will be dem impressed wan!
   
9. HamChinPeng is best use to desribe the face feature of a pretty chicks. ie: "Hi Hauhai! your face is so pretty just like a HamChinPeng"
10. HouLanMouLiu - Means Farking Boring ... best to use to describe this meme ie: "This meme/tag is HouLanMouLiu"

Im no gonna torture other ppl with these 2 tags. so if you jin kak wanna torture yourself leave me a note I will tag 9 lu!

YESH!!! I survived 2 more HouLanMouLiu meme!!!!! I M TEH BEST!!!! Escuse me while I go and shoot 9 myself in the foot .....

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XMEN III : You All Got Saw Spiderman Innit Anot?

For those who seen XMEN 3, did you realised that Spiderman appearing in any of the scene int he movie? NO?

How come the XMEN III i Seen got Spiderman in it one??!!!! Serious! I no bruff you one geh! You dont belif right? Nevermind, I got record down a short clip where the Spiderman appeared in the movie XMEN 3 for you all to see. I leehly no bruff you wan!!!

Video after the jump (actually I derno What da fark the mean by that but i just follow anyway)



*JUMP*

ok jumpED ledi! now can show video liow LMAO!