Paikuat Ahbeng Kungfu Kid

Photo taken at one of the so called "PD beach resort" with NO BEACH ONE!!! and HAUNTED sommo!!! not to mentioned rundown, spoilt aircond and freaking NOT worth it!!!

The only consolation is they got this sand pool and outdoor jacuzzi which my little devil gets to show off his kungfu move! LOL!

AIIIYYYOOOOOO!!!

KACAAATTTTT!!!!

WAAACCHHHAAAAAA!!!

Fierce anot?

Looks like hes not getting bullied anymore .... i just hope he dun go bully ppl can edi lol!

You Want me to Dissapear for 3 days?

One Ahbeng who had a very fierce wife one day decided that he had enuff of her! So ngam that day is payday … instead of handing over his entire pay to her … he took his pay and blanja his braders yum sings and spent it all.

When he is down to his last few ringgits he went home to face his wife … his wife Ahlian freaked out when she knew what Ahbeng did and she scolded him for a few hours before she managed to calm down …. She then try to have a conversation with his husband Ahbeng ….

Ahlian : You very hate me izzit?
Ahbeng : err .. no …
Ahlian : If you very hate me … then would you like me to disappear for 3 days anot?
Ahbeng : Yes please!

After that being said … Ahlian immediately disappeared from his sight … 1st day went by with Ahlian no where in sight … 2nd and 3rd day also same …

By the 4th day …. The swelling subsided a little just enuff where Ahbeng can see a blurr shadow of Ahlian at the korner of his right eye…..

kakakakaka!!! the moral of the story is? .... bring home your paycheck!!!

p.s. : nope the Ahbeng mentioned above is not me!! NOT ME OK?!!!

Lets Go Now! MAS Photography Workshop

7 early 8 early i hauled my ass outta bed to go to

Studio V

To attend

photography workshop ... organised by MAS

Among the other Asses I dragged with me is ....

AhDale and his "2 hours of sleep" mia face

And Cincauhangus ..... with his "3 hours of sleep" face *yawnnnnzzzz*

Everyone is here ... lets start!

Look who else we met there! Fehmes brogger Jason mumbles is there covering the event as well!

And here we go! workshop Conducted by Mr. Lai a photo journalist with The Star.

Mr.Lai : this is a BIG HOLE ....

Mr.Lai : this is a small HOLE ....

Mr.Lai : this is a medium HOLE ....

Mr. Lai : and this is how long the stick is ..... LOL!

Hands on guidance

and formulas

Like every other workshop .... you gotta put what you learn to use! We were seperated into few different groups and by the end of the self discovery session we are suppose to submit one photo per group.... as for the location wise ... We got 2 options ....

Option 1 : go into 1U armed with our big ass DSLRs and start playing hide and seek with the sekiu guard. MCH! do u know that u kenot take pikchers in shopping complex wan? Wat phuacking rules is that?!
Option 2 : stay "outside" at the fake rainforest n pretend that trees makes a very interesting subject.

We chosen option 2 after we surveyed their sekiu gads ... majority of them is banglas ... banglas they can run freaking fast one u no?! Last time in kampung they dont have email and fax ... they do courier by foot one u no anot?!!

LOOK! no birds! hence its safe to look!

2 Ahmois caught skodeng-ing

one effing huge piece of waterproof leaf

Frozen waterfall

Flowing Waterfall

After the self discovery session ... we submitted one of our best photo to Mr. Voon only to discovered that Mr. Voon Pc kenot accept RAW file wan!!! kakakakaka .... so the jialat!!! So at the end kira our team dint particiapte also la! lol

If you wanna know the workshop fun anot ..... i let this photo below do the toking ok?

Look at the basket ... luff till so happy wan! LOL!

Tenkiu MAS for the invites! Next time got leng yeah lidis invite me again ah!!! LOL!

I m Sorry Mr. Micheal Jackson!

This is not the regular RIP Micheal Jackson post, if you wanna read that kinda post ... there are plenty around.

I wrote this post bcoz I felt soli for MJ .... soli in many perspectives .... I felt soli for him for being who he is, from a human to a freak .... from a nigga to diana ... from macho voice to girly voice ... from very rich to very pokai .... not to mentioned his "spesel" interest on childrens too!

I m also soli that no one give a fark about you when your career took a dive .... when you were pokai and your Ahlongs fwens chase 9 you .... I m sorry no one give a fark either... I am also very soli when you bekam a muslim in ahlab ... no one give a fark too! But lemme tell u that .... thats not my main soli to you Sir.

My main soli to you is that ... same like father's day .... where ppl are reminded to be nice to their oldman (ONCE a year) ... same goes to you! If you wasnt dead I doubt anyone will give a damn about you also! but now that you were dead .... everyone is talking about you! Something you been trying to achieve again in the last remaining few years of your life .....

I am soli that you have to be dead to be remembered Sir! I m soli that human is very forgetful .... isnt it abit too late now that you are gone?

Rest in peace and I hope the other in the other world you can be who u really are ... minus the childrens thingy ok?

Thank you for your music Sir! May you rock the heaven with your music again!

Cuci Mata Wednesday - The Graceful Melissa Ting

Busy day! I'll let the photos do the talking la!

FUSED Comedy Night @ Mist Club

Constipated? Stressed? Tensioned? Depressed? Delusion? Impotent? Insomnia?


You definitely need a break! I got just the cure for lu! Kam to :

FUSED Comedy Night @ Mist Club Bangsar!

Heres a peek at what you can expect ....



When & Where? Its on the ....

25th June (Thurs), 9pm @ Mist Club @ Bangsar Avenue (Behind NSTP), No 18 Jalan Liku off Jalan Riong, 59100 Bangsar.


Kam n luff your ass off then go back being cured! I know I will!

See u dare!!!

17 Years Old Singaporean Ahlian is Ahlong?

You dunwan admit that Singkapoh is more advance than us also kenot!

Malaysia Ahlong ... come come go go also Ahbengs .. if young 17-18 yrs old one .... they only bekam mahchais ... where can bekam Ahlong yet?

You dun briff in singkapoh got 17 yrs old Ahlians Ahlong?

SINGAPORE: Police have arrested two 17—year—old girls for their suspected involvement in loanshark harassment activities.

The arrest took place when police responded to a case of loanshark harassment at a block at Yishun Street 81 on Friday.

Officers from Ang Mo Kio Police Division detained the first suspect at the fourth floor staircase landing. The second suspect was detained at a nearby car park.

Police said a black marker pen and a piece of paper with suspected debtors’ records were also recovered from their possession.

The two suspects will be charged in court on Saturday with the offence of loanshark harassment under the Moneylenders Act 2008.

First—time offenders found guilty of loanshark harassment are liable to a fine of not less than S$4,000 and not more than S$40,000, or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding three years, or both.

[Source]

Wuah this 2 Ahlians dem fierce man! Splash red paint on ppl door sommo! kakakaka! I think they watch too much Ahlong Pte Ltd la!

I wondering hor ... if we bollow from Ahlian Ahlong and we pay prompt prompt hor ... the Ahlians Ahlong got give u kiss anot wan ar? kakakakaka!

My Free HP Mini 110-1016TU Intel Atom N280 netbook

You want a Free HP Mini 110-1016TU Intel Atom N280 (1.66GHz) 1024 DDR2 SDRAM, 160GB hdd Netbook?


Which comes with free "artsy" drawing on the top cover?


With chunted looking lighted on off switch lidis?


With 10.1" (0.1" small than my MSI Wind U100) diagonal SD anti Glare Widescreen Display?





Inclusive of Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950, 802.11b/g WLAN?



You want regular size QWERTY leyboard on your netbook too?


Which also comes with 3 USB 2.0 ports, Mic or audio jack, 5-in-1 Card reader?








You also want built in VGA output port and not forgetting the dinosaour ethernet port as well?


With built in 1.3mp webcam + preinstalled SKYPE?


And a touchpad with oddly located left and right buttons?



And lastly ... a built in wireless broadband modem where you can insert a sim card and dont have to carry an additional external usb modem with you all the time! Not to mention with only 3 USB 2.0 ports .... external usb broadband modem is not a very wise thing to have. You cant do much with the remaining 2 usb ports ok? I need at least 5 usb ports to be able to work normally ... call me a gadget freak lol!

Red circle is how you should put your sim card!

This is my simcard ... going into the simcard slot.

Techical specs of HP mini 110-1016TU

How to get this free? You want to no? Really really want to know?!! No regret wan?! LOL! ok la ok la ....

If you leehly briff this world can get free netbook wan then u goan fark urself la! Eat till so big also still think this world got ppl wanna gibe lu free netbook ka? U slow slow wait la! LOL!

Its lidis one ler ... that day i got one kukubird come tell me to go Digi Center n tell those farkers i wanna pre-book my "FREE" HP mini model (110-1016TU) so I will be able to get my "FREE" HP mini on 1st day they launch this package. I did just that ....

Its the Digi broadband package, you pay RM138 for 24 months (thru credit card easy payment system) then u get the HP mini 110-1016TU ofr "FREE" and they gibe lu a sim card thats good for 16GB usage (at full kaw kaw speed) and after the 16GB they still let u use till no limit .. but they cut 9 your speed to slow slow lidat one la!

Lets say the market velu for this HP mini 110-1016TU is RM1699.00 (regular $ for a netbook in msia) minus the total $ u paid for the 24 months x RM138.00 = RM1,613.00

RM1,613.00 u then kasi divide 24 months = RM67.00/month for "unlimited" broadband konek-syen .. wuah mch CHEAP LEH! I now paying RM58(3GB plan)+RM15(for modem) RM73/month for only 3GB Digi broadband package!!! With this package I get at least 16GB at full speed + watever speed they allow after that as per the "unlimited usage plomised by the sales girl to me and my fwens" this package is leehly leehly worth it leh!!! Lidis mia deal Mana mau carik?!!

Its not really as "FREE" as u think la but i think its worth it .... Then after seing my "FREE" HP mini 3 of my fwens sign up the package also ... they will take liliveri of their units within this week ... so lucky i pre-order mine last week la!

For more info on HP mini model 110-1016TU, drivers download or detailed specs pls go to this LINK

p.s. : I still downloading utilities programs (antivirus, spyware etc etc) to be install into the HP mini .. later i try ledi i let u know this netbook chun anot! leng mou?