16 July 2005



Here is a series of Questionaires to help you to determine how dirty your mind is.

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

Here is your ANSWERS:
1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut Butter
4. A Chewing Gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A Crane
10. A toothbrush, of course

If you got -

0-1 answer correct then you are Dizzy - Godfather/Founder Of Hamsup Club [Cimaiii, come i give you kiss]

2-4 answers correct then you are PeNNyPupZ - Very Hamsup [cmon i'm legal adi lah]

5-7 answers correct you are PaulTan - Hamsup but dunno how [Im a virgin & occasional fappers]

8-10 answers correct then you are PeterTan - "HOLE"LY MAN! [did i hear someone squealing yamate????]


  1. I got question #10 korek! :)

  2. Mahagurusia : the you are HOLE-lier than Petertan and more hamsups than Dizzy LOL!!!

  3. Waah! afters peter tan come and spam you then you know aa? :P

  4. Ciiiimmmaaaiiiiiii !!!

  5. wahlauyeh.. but good question !! hahah..

  6. Anonymous11:21 am

    wah lau... i'm as holy as PT. amazing....

  7. Anonymous3:04 am

    where do I sign up for the Hamsup Club? LOL!


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