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How to send CODED message thru newspaper

2011-11-29T01:19:00.002+08:00

You think we can send messages to Jib Kor with this method anot? LMAO!

There are two kinda people in this world

2011-11-28T02:05:00.002+08:00

You prolly know this but so far i havent seen this out on print lidis!

There are two kinda people in this world :

1. People who drives faster than you - Madmen!

2. Those who drive slower than you - Idiots!

Tunetalk Incubus Concert

2011-06-15T11:53:00.004+08:00

I rike to bwing you good news! I owaz got bwing you good news rite anot?

This time I got good news for those Ahbengs who love tp kap band wan! I know alotsa Ahbengs wannabe rockstars one! Dont fake fake la! I know ledi wan ok? Acherly I also got dream about bekambing rockstar also … Ahlians very the lum rockstars wan can? Lol!

I will tell you why izzit now is a very the good time to start picking up the guitar and make your rockstar dream kambing true! Got this rock band from Amadika call INCUBUS (fehmes Ahbeng rock bands for the angmoh lidat la!) they kam here mau bikin rock concert ah! Itu hansem mia company Tune Talk bwing them kam wan!

The Good news is … this time kan …. the opening act of Incubus concert is gonna be selected (voted) by fans in an all-inclusive battle of the bands - Open 4 Incubus Contest!

In this contest, bands will kena bikin audio or video of their performance and kasi upload to youtube, later this video will be posted on tunetalk facebook wall and their fansee will vote lor. Highest vote mia band will get to perform the opening act at the Incubus concert in July! Fehmes sial!!!

So dont wait long long la!!! fast fast start jamming la!! Fehmes ledi got dem lotsa Ahlians will lum you deep deep wan leh! Haha!

For more information on this Open 4 Incubus contest please goto http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&&note_id=10150298461545761

But … if you like me … dunch habe any muscial genes wan but still wanna go n watch the Incubus concert … I got lobang for you! FREE wan la of coz! Coz I know u all Ahbengs is same as kiamsiap as me mah! Kakakaka! Kiamsiap is a good quality ok? Kiamsiap can make u lich wan! So dun shy shy can? Lol

okok back to the free concert tixs... its lidis one la! Got 2 lehlio stesen is giving away FREE VIP and ROCKSTAR Incubus concert tixs, that 2 lehlio stesen is FLYFM and HOTFM. They will bikin contest to let u win these tixs la .. so dun forget to tune into FLYFM and HOTFM wei!

Lemme now tell you the different between VIP tixs n ROCKSTAR tixs la … VIP tixs winner will be invited to pre-cocktail Incubus party and they will let you in early into the concert. ROCKSTART ticket is suoer yeng one wei! They send big big car to pick you up at your house to the concert like fehmes hollywood style plus invitation to cocaktail party and masuk to concert early also! Shiok anot?!! I hear also wet wet ledi lol!

I know wat you thinking … u tink hor … wat if I no musical genes and no contest genes but only got money genes?

Lidat easy la! Since u got money genes then you go buy the tixs la! No nid to join contest or plektis jamming one you lazy prick! Lol!!

Tixs can be purchased thru www.airasiaredtix.com Tickets are going for RM203 (normal price), or RM183 if you are a TuneTalk.com subscriber.

Dun wait la!!! let Rockers Incubus Rock your Smelly Socks la!!!

Ahbeng Elik excuse for not turning up for Exam

2011-04-25T16:12:00.003+08:00

In a University in Lonton (the uni where Ahbegn Elik used to study in) a female lecturer was reminding the class about the final exam which is the day after ....

Leturer : Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!

This tis Elik pretend to be smart la ... thot he can bully the lecturer with his lame joke said lidis ...

Elik : What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from an extreme sexual exhaustion?

Hearing so the whole classroom burst into hysterical laughters ... after the laughters subsided the young female lecturer retorted back at him by saying ....

Lecturer : Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

LMAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAA!!!

MALAYSIA AIRLINES ENHANCES CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE WITH ITS NEW AIRBUS 330-300

2011-04-17T00:26:00.008+08:00

Malaysia Airlines has launched its new A330-300 aircraft recently and I m one of the few fortunate one that were given the chance to experience the new aircraft and also taken a joyride innit!

The occasion was graced by Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha. Also present were Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid and Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin, as well as representatives from Airbus and the Embassies of France, Spain, Great Britain and Germany, partners from the aviation industry, corporate customers, travel trade, winners of Malaysia Airlines Facebook page contest and members of the media. The reception marked another historical milestone for the airline.

Very auspicious flight no. MH8888 HUAT AH!

the crowds that were waiting for their boarding pass for flight MH8888

The Sparkling new A330-300 flight no MH8888 waiting to be boarded

The new Airbus A330-300 is the first of 15 aircrafts to be delivered to Malaysia Airlines over the next four years, as part of the airline's fleet renewal programme. It is the second fleet after the B737-800 to sport the dynamic livery with red and blue lines representing the Malaysia Airlines' corporate colours.

The enhanced A330-300 has a total capacity of 283 seats, 36 seats in Business class and 247 seats in Economy class. All seats are equipped with AC power supply and USB port for laptops and electronic equipment. The new interiors are installed with mood lighting in all cabins and spacious overhead baggage compartments.

The Economy Class cabin, features lightweight and slim design seats with four-way headrest. Each seat is equipped with individual audio-video on demand smart screens. The latest movies, TV programs, moving map and games are available for both cabins.

The new entertaiment system is kinda similar with those that were fitted into the new B737-800

Latest selection of movies!

Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin making a brief announcement through the plane PA system.

Safety demonstration by MAS crew

Awesomely spacious legs room even for a man my size!

Its not raining outside!

Its the Water Canon Salute welcoming the New A330-300 to the fleet

This is how the water salute looked like from the outside

A330-300 parked at hangar 5 where the welcoming party is being held.

Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha disembarking from the all new A330-300

Members of the media while in the background is the New A330-300

Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid

Minister of Transport, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha

Malaysia Airlines Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer Tengku Dato' Sri Azmil Zahruddin.

Presentation of a momento of appreciation by Malaysia Airlines' Chairman, Tan Sri Dr Munir Majid to the Minister of Transport Malaysia, Y.B. Dato' Seri Kong Cho Ha.

The first commercial flight on the new A330-300 will be from Kuala Lumpur to Brisbane departing on 20 April 2011, followed by flights to Shanghai, Osaka, Beijing, Perth and Delhi on later dates.

Cant wait to get on one and experience the Malaysia Hospitality!

The RM203,000 WeBUY Community Giveaway Project

2011-04-14T21:31:00.007+08:00

Group or Bulk buy has never been as kind as WeBUY.com.my before! Apart from giving discounts on bulk purchase WeBUY.com.my is now is giving further CREDIT to all partcipants who takes up the offer! Up to RM20 will be credited to your account if there is enuff ppl taking up the offer wei!

Just imagine har ... if your famlee habe 5 members and each go register one account ... u got RM100 bucks just for participating on this offer! If your famlee for 10 peeples ... WUAHH!!! RM200!!! JIAK BEH LIOW AH!!!

To get a better pikchers of how this plan works .. just look at the below chart or you can goto their website at here : http://www.webuy.com.my/V1/deal_info.php?pid=72

I know the pikcher is abit small .. so click onnit to get a bigger pikcher ok? According to the chart if got 500 peeples participate then each can get RM3 ... right now kan ... there is alredi 1411 peeples participated so the current reward is omos reached RM5/peeple liow! FAITIT GET MORE PEEPLES JOIN AH!!! ASK YOUR AUNTIES UNCLES BRADERS SISTAS MATHER FATHER FAST FAST JOIN!!! LOL! soli ... too sexcited liow thinking i can get RM20 credited to my account hehe ... i bet you also same as sexcited as me rite? dun fake fake ok?

While u r at WeBUY.com.my website kan ... why not check out their Hieh Tea Promo --> RM11 for a Full Set of High Tea with Pastry Lunch + RM5 Cash Voucher for Next Visit. link

High Tea MAN!!! sound rike dem high krass sial! Chicks sure digs one! If i ask Ahlian go High Tea with me ... she sure "tiap my sugar" wan i tell u!

Or if you planning to take your Ahlian go clubbing this weekend and you think she not very HAWT ... why dun bring her go high krass hair saloon kasi bikin her hair n bekam HAWT!

Sure other Ahbeng jeles lu wan! Now hor this high krass hair saloon Shawn Cutler got this promo also! -->RM80 for Hair Spa Treatment + Cut + Wash + Blow (Worth RM200) and a RM50 Cash Voucher (Chemical Service ONLY) for next visit at Shawn Cutler.Total Worth RM250 link

If you make Ahlian so happe ... mebbe this weekend u also can get lucky! LOL! All tenkiu to WeBUY.com.my la!

Dun wait liow la! fast fast wallap the discount first la! Fai tit LIKE their Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/WeBUYnow)

Air France Airbus A380-800 (F-HPJD) Clips a Comair Bombardier CRJ-700 (N641CA) at JFK Airport NY

2011-04-12T21:35:00.003+08:00

The below footage showing how an Air France A380 Airbus wing slightly glazed the tail of a small plane in New York JFK International airport USA.

An Air France Airbus A380-800 (F-HPJD) Clips a Comair Bombardier CRJ-700 (N641CA) at New York's John F. Kennedy International Airport

The All New Petronas PRIMAX95 XTRA!!!

2011-04-11T20:44:00.006+08:00

Apart from the amazing PETRONAS F1 GRand Prix Sepang 2011 race that took place on the 10th of April 2011, do you know what else is so amazing about 10th of April 2011?

Its the launching of a new Fuel PRIMAX95 XTRA by PETRONAS!!!

WHAT? You dint know yet?!! NO NID SKET! Ayam here to tell you all about it!

If you been to any one of the 900+ PETRONAS station natiowide on Sunday afternoon ... you would definitely noticed signs lidis one ....

it says "Kami ada minyak baru PRIMAX95 EXTRA, LEBIH JIMAT ... LEBIH POWER!"

So ... what is this PRIMAX95 Xtra is all about?

Firstly ... this PRIMAX95 XTRA is a new class of fuel inspired by the developement in Formula one fuel technology!
This PETRONAS PRIMAX95 XTRA will be able to give you improved acceleration and fuel economy thus more milage per liter! BESTEST!!! a very welokam news that eases the wallet in times lidis!
PRIMAX95 XTRA also comes with UPGRADED detergents to clean your engine more effectively from within, this itself will improve your engine performance thus giving you better acceleration and better milage lor!
It will be made available to everyone from 10th April onwards in all Petronas Station nationwide!
SAME PRICE!!!! Same like others RON95!!! BEST!

If you are like me .... n got bored of V Pahwer one! Now we got new hope ledi! Petronas is here to give us drivers new hope!

GO ahead! wat you waiting ah? Go to the nearest petrol station and look out for this new logo for PRIMAX95 XTRA!

I filled mine ledi! Pahwer Sial! Dun wait long long liau la! Faitit fill PRIMAX95 XTRA la! :)

Malaysia Petronas Sepang F1 Grand Prix 2011

2011-04-09T22:25:00.004+08:00

Was Given The Golden Opportunity to be part of Malaysia Petronas Sepang F1 Photographer team in charge of all the Grand stand area. The instruction given is pretty clear cut ... Take photographs of anything that moves! F1 Cars moves right? lol!

These photographs were taken on Friday during Practice session. Since there are not much people around on Friday so I got plenty of chances to shoot all the F1 cars and it has been a while since i practice Closeup panning.

Cut the crap short, here is the photographs. Click to enlarge ok? :)

M. Webber Redbull!

Sebastien Buemi

Sebastian Vettel!

Adrian Sutil

Nico Rosberg

Fernando Alonso

Jenson Button

Michael Schumacher

Petronas New Fuel! Experience To Believe!

2011-04-07T22:45:00.002+08:00

As a driver, dont you wish there is other choice of petrol besides V Power? I dont know if its because of lack of competition of what but … over the time I felt Vpower losing its “Umph” ledi. I been longing for someone to come out with something that could make my car feel “Young” again and guess what?

I just receive some tip from this fler saying that Petronas have good news for drivers like us this coming 10th of April!

Nothing much been revealed about this new fuel, only their tagline is made known as of now, which is saying “Experience to believe”. With a bold motto like that one can be almost sure of the present of “Umph” in this new fuel. The question is now ... Will this new Petronas Fuel be made available on both RON95 and RON97 or only one of them? Only time will tell, I m excitedly eagerly awaiting a new product to replace the currently overhyped V Power.

Oh … before I forgets … the fler also told me that on the there will be some kinda “Fuel Up Promo” on the 10th April from 5:30pm till 8:30pm, Its some kinda game like activity. Rumors have it … if you filled ngam ngam at round figure (i.e. RM10.00) you will to win some prizes! While stocks last of cos!

Too good to be true? Well, the only way to prove this is to swarm to a Petronas Near you on the 10th April between 5:30pm to 8:30pm. Available at all Participating Petronas stations.

I derno about you … but i'll prolly be the 1st one there! Wat can I say? I m a sucker for free stuffs! Lol!

Elik the Hamsap Kapcai Biker

2011-04-02T17:09:00.002+08:00

Elik the hamsap biker was riding his Honta C70 kapcai crossing penang bridge when he see a HAWT tall girl trying to jump from the bridge, so he stopped n rush over to her.

Elik : Hey girl! What you doing here?

Girl : I hate my life! I m going to suicide!

Elik then think to himself "Wahlau eh! this chick dem HAWT sial! if die just lidat abit waste! ... "

Elik : Before you jump ... can you at least tell me your name?

Girl : My name is michelle

Elik : Michelle ... if you really gonna jump ... can you at least lemme french kiss you deep deep for the last time?

Girl : Ok .. I agree but you have to promise you will tongue me deep deep one ok?

Elik : OK SET!!

Elik so hamsap of coz he practically have his tongue deep in her throat lar! ... few minutes later when they are done the girl, michelle preparing to go back to her jump again ... then Elik asked.

Elik : Tell me one thing before you jump .... you so HAWT ... you kissed me till i wet my pants .... your body make my knees goes weak ... you boobs is every men's dream. Why you wanna die?

Girl : My parents dont allow me to dress like a girl! and btw my real name is Michael Yip ...

Soon after she said that ... Elik jumped from Penang bridge ahead of "michelle yip" KAKAKAKA!!!

2011 PETRONAS F1 SEPANG

2011-03-31T12:04:00.009+08:00

Those who knew me well should know that I m a big fan of F1, since the day i picked up photography as my hobby i never missed any F1 race in Sepang since.

Last year F1 was a bomb! Sepang was literally flooded with F1 fans from all across the globe! China, Japan, Singapore, Thailand, Australia, europe, USA, you name it there are they! Some barely made it on time! they came with their luggage indicating they barely touch down from the airport and head directly to Sepang International Circuit to catch part of the action. Talks about total dedication huh?

I remember i scene where fans were queuing for more than 3 hours to meet the drivers. I’ve seen how exciting it was but you will have to prepare yourselves for another round of an extravaganza Petronas F1 Exhibition 2011!

Even better news for Petronas F1 fans this season! Petronas has launched this facebook contest where the winner will stand a chance to meet the F1 drivers in person. WEEEE!!!!!

All you have to do to join this contest is : click this link : http://www.facebook.com/PETRONASMOTORSPORTS?sk=app_7146470109

choose the most hansem pic of yourself and upload it.
adjust the spacing and placement to fit your face to the space allocated.
Once everything is in place click submit
Share and get your friends to like it :)

This Facebook contest ends 3rd April, so be sure not to miss this chance of a lifetime!

Apart from the Facebook contest there is also PETRONAS MALAYSIA GRAND PRIX Showcase at KLCC concourse level from 2nd April till 10 April.

On the 6th April Fans of Schumacher and Nico will stand a chance to meet them there too!!! Check out their Facebook for further update on this!

There is also Exciting F1 merchandise, Latest F1 car display, Race simulator for fans to experience F1 racing! BEST of the BEST LA!!!

Will all these perks you will definitely see me in Sepang! And This year is somewhat special because I just Made it into Part of the Sepang F1 Offical Photographer! so be on a lookout for a handsome photographer ok? Come say hi and I will take pic for you! LOL!

Here is a cool and wacky Promo Video by Petronas F1 team for your to enjoy!

FXDRIFT 2011 - Tony Angelo Crashed again!

2011-03-27T18:42:00.002+08:00

FXOPEN drift 2011, it was 2nd round of battle between Ariff Johanis from team GOOD YEAR and Tony Angelo from Drift Alliance USA. The first was given an OMT from the judges. Round 2 started with Ariff in the lead and Angelo suppose to follow from behind.

This mishap happened at turn one, Angelo seems to have under steered and head straight towards ariff's S13's rear. Yesterday Angelo totalled a S14 at the same turn.

Below are the photographs of the accident, please pardon the blur images as shutter speed were set at low for drift panning.

Is it because of the weather or Angelo is not used to the right hand driving? Whatever it is, Angelo dont seems to be able to unleash his "fierce-ness" in FXDRIFT. One would expect much more from the founder of Drift Alliance USA.

Good news is both Ariff and Angelo walked away unharmed. This is surely one hell of a drift!

FXOPEN Drift Series 2011

2011-03-27T02:22:00.006+08:00

There are 2 major crashes happened at FXOPEN drift during practice session. The qualifying round which were suppose to start today at 4pm were postponed to tomorrow 11am most probably is caused by the crashes.

Tony Angelo from USA, who is also the founder of Drift Alliance USA crashed his car during practise run at Speed City Serdang ealier today.

Hopefully he will be able to find a replacement drift car for tomorrow qualifying round.

Another drifter by the name of Rocker also crashed his car at the same turn. Fortunately both drivers escaped unhurt.

The last I heard, the turn where all tthese accidents happened were widen at the end of the day. Lets hope tomorrow will be a more interesting day for all of us.

Tsunami Hits Japan After 8.9 Earth Quake

2011-03-11T16:05:00.020+08:00

Latest Update :

KLcomplaints6:34pm via TweetDeck

RT @amptraffic: Malaysian Metereology Department confirmed that the tsunami is not going to hit Penang. #KLcomplaints->East coast friend?

hazlinhassan5:48pm via Web

RT @vvianho From Kyodo: BREAKING NEWS: Fire breaks out at turbine building of Onagawa nuclear power plant in Miyagi Pref.

CincauHangus 5:43pm via Twitter for iPhone

NOW: Japan hit by 8.8/8.9 magnitude earthquake. 12 aftershocks measuring >6 magnitude followed.

kellster 5:18pm via Twitter for iPhone
Taiwan is next. CNN just confirmed it. :(

kellster 5:31pm via Twitter for iPhone
CNN just said it is going to hit Taiwan in 10 minutes. Next is Indonesia and Phillipines and Hawaii.

Estimated tsunami arrival time Via cnn. Gmt time. AUS 1535-1845, NZ 1720-2215, Fiji 1537

5:04pm received unconfirmed news that philippines just got hit

MissyCheerio 4:51pm via TweetDeck

RT @kusahafiez: 6.6 scale earthquake just hit Samar, Philippines!

satkuru 4:38pm via TweetDeck

RT @malaysiandigest: Tsunami to Hit Philippines at Around 05:00 PM#WorldNews http://bit.ly/gZEQp4

RojaksWingz 4:37pm via HootSuite

Tsunami watch update. Waves to hit San Francisco ETA 8:08am.

RojaksWingz 4:35pm via HootSuite

It seems Sabah and Labuan will feel the effects from6:49PM onwards. Friends thr, pls be safe.

RojaksWingz 4:28pm via HootSuite

Taiwan Tsunami officials, the cause of Tsunami from japan is ready to strike Taiwan coast area at any moment. estimates time at 5.30pm.

This is a dark day for Japan, below are the footage taken during the earthquake and during the tsunami attacks.

Ealier today japan were hit by earthquake measured 8.9 soon after that it was hit by tsunami.

10 meters tsunami hits sendai airport

Japanese seeking shelter in stadium from Tsunami

Image Source

Live Update on Japan situation still can be seen on Al jazeera in this link http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/

I pray for those poor ppl in japan.

Free hand job and get paid In China Sperm Bank!

2011-03-11T12:35:00.004+08:00

For all you hamsap lou out there, there is a new extra reason to go to China now!!! Free Hand Job (TFK/Volcano message) and after "happy ending" they will pay you instead of you paying them!!! Where to find?!!! kakakakaka!!!

NO Bruff you wan! you dont briff you read on and see la! even got gibe lu address in Shanghai where you can go and enjoy free Volcano message and get paid after that! Shiokness!!! kakakaa!

Varsity students making fast bucks with sperm donation

UNIVERSITY students in Guang Dong, China are making fast money by donating their sperm, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Some students donated their sperm as they needed the money to buy new handphones and laptops, it reported.

Each successful donor would be given 300 yuan (about RM140) each time, and they would have to donate 10 times. Donation is done every five to 10 days.

In total, they would be given about RM1,385 during the whole period, and the amount was about the same as the university scholarship for a year.

According to the report, 95% of the donors were university students or graduates, mostly those with Masters and doctorate degrees.

[Source]

After reading this news in today The Star, and with the help of Google ... i started to dig deeper ... And this is what i found!

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation.

You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China. [Source]

WOOHHHOOO!!! FREE Happy ending!!!

Webuy the better bulk buying decision

2011-03-11T02:03:00.004+08:00

Its abit late for me to learn about webuy.com.my, I will tell you why abit later. Good things should be shared right?

Shall I shall then! … I found this great bulk buying/group buying website that redefine the meaning of “power in numbers!” the more peeple the more power mah! In this case bargaining power la lol

wats so spesel about webuy.com.my?

Well, lets see …

The will put up new deals every 3 days max! It can be as good as 1 new deal / day!
Min discount is 50% max is up to 90%! keng chow!
The deal is only ON if got enuff buyers, if not enuff they wont bruff u wan n they wont charge u oso!
They also will make sure u get the best deal ever! If not it will not be put up in webuy website.
They QC their merchant kaw kaw before they allow them to participate in their program, so u can be sure that u will be getting quality product/services.
You can even suggest to them (via their facebook at http://www.facebook.com/webuynow ) what kinda services/products discounts you are looking for and if there is enough demands … they will do the job for you.

Now... that will make the job for a bargain hunter like me (in particular) a lot easier! They do the hunting and I only need to choose which one suits me best only! Shiok-ness!

For facebook users, you definitely gotta add them into your wall and get updates whenever there is new deals available! You dont even have to login to their website everday to hunt for new deals! Best anot?!

Dont have facebook? Nemai! U login and subscribe to their email serbis also same one, everytime got new deal they will email to your inbox, so you definitely wont miss a deal!

Now I tell you about my story … n why its abit late in learning about webuy.com.my

Last week based on my friend's recommendation I makan at this place called 32 Bistro n Bar at puchong. My fwen told me their tapas (kinda like dimsum for spanish) dem nice one. So I also ajak him go with me and agreed to give him a treat la.

I must say their tapas is really nice tho! We tried a few different kinda tapas and each cost us about RM13 to RM19 per plate.

This is the damages I kena!

This morning I was introduce to webuy.com.my and I found out they have the same offer at 32 bistro n bar also!!! ARGHH!!!

Each tapas only for RM6!!!! %$#^&^##$!!!! Imagine my frustrations when I saw that!

OMG!!! if I know about this ealier I would be able to save ….. RM42!!! ot eat twice as much as that!!! DAMN!!! rugi rugi!!

But nemai!! I shall go back again!!! bcoz the tapas very nais leh! Kakaka but its ALSO now the tapas is so much more affordable ledi!!!!

Who want go with me? .. A-A system ah!

Tapas! Here I kambing again!!! Wait for me ah!!!!

Wait wait my flen! That’s not all!!

For this week, got an interesting deal lor! Webuy.com.my is giving away an iPad 3G + WiFi at RM 0!!! WAHLAU EH!!! NOT JOKING YOU LOR!!!

See!! GOT PLOOF OKEH!

All you have to do is klik “BUY BUY BUY” for this deal and the moment it hits 1k people the deal is on lah! After the end of the deal then we is know who the lucky barger that will be walking home with the iPad la KAKAKAKA!!! I feel it’s going to be me la! Don’t briff me? Faster klik on BUY la, we see who is right or wrong leng mou?

Fai titi KLIK HERE “link” and get RM 5 cledit becos you are my fwen!

Inspiring One Liner from Facebook

2011-03-10T22:51:00.002+08:00

‎"A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it."

"The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she's got you by the balls."

"When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I'm not able to remember what I chose"

"A wife is a sex object. Everytime you ask for sex, she objects!"

Canon Pixma MX318 - the Correct Way to Reset Ink Counter

2011-03-10T16:13:00.003+08:00

I got a Canon MX318 all in one fax, printer, copier and scanner which I bought about 9 months ago.

Because of economic reason, we stopped using the "original ink cartridges" after the one that comes with the printer ran out. Its also for enviromental reason also.

Less cartidges thrown = less waste = better for mother earth! :)

Then something happened this morning, the Pixma MX318 refused to print our faxes, instead all the faxes we directed to the built in memory.

A simple check reveals that there were some kinda error displayed on the LCD screen.

it says "recommend New B-CRT" (black cartridge) and "recommend New C-CRT" (Color Cartridge)

But this is the thing, i m using CISS (continuous Ink supply System) and i checked my ink level .. they are still kinda full.

Then i realised this is due to the fact that Canon preprogrammed their printer to act like this after certain page counts! This is to force you to buy new ink cartridges from them or else you will not be able to print or use your printer anymore.

I am wondering, when we purchase the printer .. do we actually own it ... or the ownership still belongs to canon? why do they still controlling our printer and forcing us to do things their way even after we bought the printer? Something to ponder upon.

Anyway I start googling the term "Canon MX318 cartridge reset" and lemme tell you this. None of the existing "TIPS" available on the net is useful! They all looked like they were copied and paste from a single source and it dont bloody work! Waste more than an hour trying to do as told by those stupid websites.

I m gonna show you the correct way to go thru this "obstacle" set by Canon to make our life difficult. this is what you have to do :

Press MENU button until FAX SETTING menu shows
Select RX SETTING, press ok.
Auto Print RX : ON, press ok
Print When No Ink: ON, press Ok

The steps abive is to tell your PIXMA MX318 to bypass the rule and keep printing even tho it suspect the ink cartridge is empty. That actually solved the problem!

So there you go! As simple as that!

MAS food ranked No.6 in Skyscanner Airline Food Awards

2011-03-08T10:54:00.005+08:00

The world's taste bud is changing, more towards asia/mediteranean side kinda flavors.

Skyscanner recently came out with a list of Airline food Award winner and below is the Top 10 of the list.

The top ten highest scoring airlines (in ranking order) were:

1. Emirates

2. Lufthansa

3. Singapore Airlines

4. Aeroflot

5. Qatar

6. Malaysia Airlines

7. Thai Airways

8. Etihad

9. KLM

10. Air France

Our National Carrier Malaysian Airlines - MAS is at spot no.6!!!

It was also quote in the articles released in their website

Skyscanner Director Barry Smith said: “Airlines are definitely placing more importance on the quality of food they serve. Although there are some notable exceptions, airlines are making huge efforts to provide good-quality meals, with many even appointing celebrity chefs as consultants.

“It is interesting to see these Middle Eastern and Asian airlines ranking so highly. Airline food is notorious for being bland and perhaps it is the use of these strong eastern flavours and spices that is contributing to their popularity. Possibly it’s also because exotic flavours get people in a holiday mood!”

[Source]

It seems that Airlines all over the world is beginning to invest more efforts into culinary improvements as part of the whole package deal. I think that is the ideal way instead of focusing on price war where customers are treated like thrash and the level of service is actually next to none.

I admit, at first the idea of cheap fares actually thrills me ... but after experiencing "Cheap fare" from our Budget carrier ... i rather pay abit more and be threated like an actual human being ....) at least i dont have to dig for small change everytime i ask for a drink :P

Congratulation MAS!!! You guys made us Proud! Keep it up yo!

Home Made Char Siu Recipe

2011-03-06T02:35:00.013+08:00

A bunch of us close fwens/bloggers recently form an official club called the #tkssgang TKSS here stands for Tok kok Sing Song. Needless to say ayam the expert who came out with that name one la! Ofcoz this is one very exclusive gang where membership is very hard to get one. So far none new members been accepted into the gang since its formation ... few tried n perished lol!

The objective of this gang is very simple acherly ... once a month we will gather and do wat we do best. We tok kok n sing song and make sure everyone go home with a painful stomach and jaws.

So, yesday was the potluck session in one of our VIP member (dale) house, and since he just moved in not long ago ... our gang decided to give him a house warming gift. An Oven!

Then someone said must officiated the opening of this oven with pork lard if not ...NOT ONG one! So, the holy task is passed on to me (coz i dem keng L33T in cooking ma!)

Also this post is a spesel dedication to my facebook fwen (Su Kim) who is an aunty residing in Melbourne. She begged me long long to teach her how to make this very traditional home made char siu ledi lol! *waves to Su Kim*

this is the msg from sukim hehe

Ok enuff craps! Lets begin!

1. u need pork! I mean Pork belly strips! 3 layers one ... makes sure the meat and the fats are of equal percentage or else it wont turn out nice one.

2. You need to clean the pork and de-skin it. If you dont want the trouble, simply ask the butcher to do it for you. I did it to show off my sharp knife n to show off my knife skill oni! LOL!

3. get a bowl, put the skinned 3 layered pork in there, the first ingredient to add is sugar. No need measurement. the more the merrier. but tat also depends on how much pork u gonna make also la. In short there wont be any measurement here (heck i also dint measure all the stuffs i put in also ... so i will use the term "to taste" to illustrate my point lol)

4. Vinegar! bet you dunno Char siu got vinegar one rite? Yes it does! the vinegar is the substance tat makes the melts/caramelized sugar sticks on to the meat. without vinegar the sugar wont stick and your outside of the char siu wont be crispy. But for vinegar u gotta be careful .. you dont wanna ended up with sour char siu rite? furthermore its just to make the sugar sticks on tot he meat only. So here is wat you do with vinegar, use 1 "chinese soup spoon" of vinegar to every pork strip u have, 1 pork strip is about 500-600 grams. Understand ar?

5. Black thick soya sauce. (hak yau) this is only to add color to your finish product and make it stickier for the sugar to stick on to the pork in the beginning.

6. Light Soya sos, the salty one! again this is to taste. the more you put the tastier it will become. but if you overdo it ... your charsiu will taste like bacons ledi lol

This is how the whole thing would look like when you are done putting sugar, black soya sos, vinegar and light soya sos innit.

7. then you mix them all up in the bowl, cover it up and put it in the fridge overnite. The longer you marinate the pork the tastier it will become.

8. Take the marinated char siu outta fridge 2-3 hours before putting it into the oven this is so it can go back to the room temperature and its easier to bake/roast

9. Preheat your oven to 250C for 10 minutes before putting in the pork. Bake for about ... 1 hour at 200C (actually depends on how many strips of pork you put into the oven also ... so this might vary as well ... u sit there n look after the charsiu to be safe lol!) Make sure you rest the char siu on a wire mesh and not put them in a baking tray. If you put them in the tray, they will :

stick to the tray and burnt
the surface will not be crispy bcoz it is soaked all the time in the sauce/gravy/lard

So use a wire mesh, rest the pork on the wire mesh and place a tray at the bottom to collect all the "sauce" this can be use as gravy for rice later. Dem tasty one!

And this is the bake/raosted/bbq OMFGBBQ OHSEM GUDNESSGRACIOUS CHAR SIU!!!!

Testimonial from #TKSSGang members

Happy trying!!! if derno den u go facebook find me la! When u add me pls use secret code : wingz is hansem! if not i wont apoof u wan ah! LMAO!

Quote of the day : u dont need expensive/sophisticated ingredients to create great tasty food. most of the time it only requires passions :P

World war 2 bomb found at new low cost terminal KLIA

2011-03-02T14:50:00.005+08:00

I m not sure how true is this news but I have certain degree of confident that its true, thats why i m sharing it here.

This is why :

1. Tony Fernandes tweeted about the bomb threat in his twitter account.

tonyfernandes

2. facebook fwens also been frantically tweeting about this bomb discovery in KLIA new low cost terminal.

3. KLIA runways are closed and this is the given reason at their website

"Due to operational safety reasons, the KLIA runways will be closed to all flight operations from 3.00 pm to 4.00 pm today. Kindly note and contact the airlines for the revised departure or arrival schedules. We regret any inconvenience caused. Thank you."

Scary to learn that there are a bomb nearby all the while and no one know about it. How does airport security works again?

The ultimate question would be ... is there more bomb tat are not discovered yet?

Chance to win a VW Golf car and the 30 units of Blackberry Torch 9800 smartphones with Celcom

2011-02-28T14:16:00.003+08:00

Still remember the Win a VW Golf contest with Celcom roaming post I did few days ago? Well I found out more infos from that day and I m gonna out them into this post for you all to refer to!

Other than the chance to win a VW Golf car and the 30 units of Blackberry Torch 9800 smartphones, with Celcom you can roam anywhere in the world! Nah! Just so I m sure you guys get wat I m trying to say …. take a look at their roaming coverage map HERE! Its freaking extensive ok! Dun say I never tell you! Now you can have peace of mind knowing no matter where you are, you will still be able to communicate with your family and love ones. Isnt that sweet? :D

Now a little word about the contest … of coz ... this contest is only open for Celcom customers only la! If you notchet a Celcom customer then fast fast go check out their attractive packages!!! you might be the one to drive back the VW Golf wei!

Here are some links to help you choose wat kinda package suit you best!

If you’re looking for a plan that gives you absolute peace of mind, visit:www.celcom.com.my/celcomexec
If you’re looking for an intelligent mobile solution for your business needs, go to:www.celcom.com.my/biz
If you’re looking for fantasterrific deals with great bonuses, check out:www.celcom.com.my/celcomblue

In case you derno how to call back home when roaming, here is a guide to teach u how.

To make calls home while overseas, all you need to do is:

Key in <+>

Roam with Celcom Roam Saver *120* and you’ll also enjoy greater savings! Just dial *120*# and press DIAL.

Roaming also can have more savings!

Can win a VW Golf, Blackberry torch and best of all u will get to stay in touch with your love one during this festive season! This is as good as it gets man!

U Dun briff in this got such a great deal rite? sounded too good to be true right? nemai .. go here n prive to yourself that such a deal does exist! http://www.celcom.com.my/celcomexec/promotions/roamfreely.php

Flash flood in KL after heavy rain!

2011-02-24T18:47:00.004+08:00

6:00 pm - after a heavy downpour in KL, the whole of Jalan Tun Razak seems to be turned into a parking lot. This is due to the flood in front of IJN/National library.

This is how that scretch looked like from high up above.

According to a tweet its saying @NiniNell Do not use Jln Tun Razak!! Flooded! (Location : in front of IJN)

This is how bad it looks like from ground level.

Does this means we needed more smart tunnels already?

Win a VW GOLF GTI with Celcom Roaming Rate Promo!

2011-02-21T13:38:00.003+08:00

Chinese New Year is around the corner and Plane tixs is selling like hot cakes! I just came back from a trip to Kota kinabalu with my buddy tomtom (who is running his own travel firm) and he is busy punching numbers making flights confirmations throughout the journey. This is indeed a golden period for travelling.

With the long CNY break everyone is taking this chance to get away from their busy city life and spoil themselves with overseas trips they been planning long long ago.

The thing about travelling on CNY is, whether you like it anot most of the time its very difficult for the whole family to be travelling together, some will get left behind because of work commitments of they made plans prior to the long holidays or simply lack of funds to join the fun and that normally means there will be lotsa calls between members of the family to make sure everything at home is ok, the house is not burglar-ed and the pet is well fed etc etc.

If you actually fall into that category, then i got good news for you! Celcom is now giving away 1 unit of a brand new Volkswagon Golf plus 30 Blackberry torch 9800 smartphone!

Its very simple to be eligible for these prizes wan lor! no need fill forms! no need write stupid slogans! All you have to do is to make 20 calls home when you are abroad and you will be automatically in the running of the contest alredi! Simple anot?

Also those who is making 10 roaming calls a month will be in the running to contest for the monthly 10 Blackberry Torch 9800 smartphones and this will go on for 3 consecutive months. In total they will be giving away 30 Blackberry Torch 9800 smartphones

Those selected will have to answer 2 simple questions and if you answered correctly the Blackberry Torch 9800 smartphones is yours to take home! Best part is .... there is no minimum duration imposed on your roaming calls home! your calls can be as short as 5 secs and you will still be eligible to join this contest! shiok anot?!

DELAY NO MORE!!! Start calling now ler! Wait wat wait?! Not yet sign up?! Fast fast go Celcom roam freely website to sign up! Lol!

SJ Bus Install Jet System?

2011-02-21T11:37:00.003+08:00

When I first saw this video, it crossed my mind that this is some kinda CGI effect done by someone who is too free with nothing better to do (NBTD) but upon closer inspection ... maybe not!

I looked realistic enough to me. The question is, if this is real .... the SJ Bus is actually a moving time bomb waiting to explode? I think I saw passengers in the bus, what about their safety? No wonder we have so many accidents involving buses!

One way ticket to heaven/hell!

Nissan GTR R35 Collided with Golf GTI and Caught Fire in Malaysia

2011-02-21T02:39:00.006+08:00

The Video posted in youtube on the 19th Feb 2011, showing a still burning Nissan GTR R35 believed to have crashed with a VW Golf GTI prior to burning.

This said unfortunate incident happened at Ulu Yam.

Watch the full footage below.

The road is full of supercars and yet ... none have a fire extinguisher?

Sony Alpha DSLR Convention 2011 KLCC Hall 1

2011-02-17T01:12:00.009+08:00

Finally Its here! It was postponed last year (2010) due to some technical reason and fortunately for us this year its a reality again! A convention created specially for Sony Alpha DSLR/NEX users.

1. To register yourself Click HERE you will be forwarded to this page below.

2. Click on Register Workshop, the next screen is where you key in your login MySonyID and password. If you lost your MySonyID and password use the password recovery system underneath the login screen. If you are new to Sony Alpha please Sign up for a new ID.

3. These are the Terms and Conditions of registration for the Sony Alpha 2011 Convention

Terms and Conditions:

*Each participant is only allowed to select and join a maximum total of 6 workshop classes
*Each participant is able to change their preferred workshop class ONLY within this page by pressing the ‘Remove’ button and Joining a different Workshop time slot
*Once a participant submits their preferred selected workshop classes
*Seating is limited and will be based on first come, first serve basis
*Should you encounter any problems registering for a Workshop slot, kindly email our Customer Interactive Center at cic@ap.sony.com

4. in total there is 14 workshops to choose from, topics ranging from landscape photography, macro photography, portraitures photography, photo journalism, travel photography, flash and wireless, wedding photography, street photography, nature photography, documentary photography, automobile photography and many more. But there is none sports photography workshop though. I wonder if this is not a good topic for workshop, no such expertise existed in Msia or perhaps Sony Alpha does not excel in sports photography? LOL! Lets keep wondering shall we?

5. So yea, you could only choose maximum 6 workshops to attend, so choose wisely. Of course your choices could be change later provided there are still places for the workshop that you wanna switch to. For now you just choose 6 of your favourite workshops and click on submit.

You will then get a message saying thank you for your registration and details of your registrations will be email to you to your email address.

Thats all to it! So go get yourself registered and I will see you there!

Dey! I know this is tedious but dun kompren la! its free after all wat? lol!

Honda CR-Z in now on Sale in Thailand

2011-02-16T21:28:00.002+08:00

Got a pic from my buddy Percy in Bangkok showing Honda CR-Z is now on sale already. Still waiting for the Selling price of Thai's CR-Z.

When do you think we will see CR-Z on sale in Msia huh? prolly next year? I m not suprised tho :)

Ferrari F430 totalled at Lorong Merican Kota Sri Mutiara K.L.

2011-02-16T21:00:00.001+08:00

Another unfortunate Ferrari F430, this one climb the curb at Lorong Merican, Kote Sri Mutiara, somewhere in Pudu.

The Number plate removed as usual and this is necesary because according to a friend, its stated in the agreement when you purchase a Ferrari that in the event of an accident, the owner will have to remove the number plate. What is the reason behind this? maybe Ferrari dont want the owner to be stalk? lol

The rear of this F430 still intact but the front is not so lucky. The front of the car looked Totalled. I can feel the pain!!! Such a Waste!

The rumours that Coke contains Cocaine is true or false?

2011-02-16T12:03:00.005+08:00

After over a hundred years of secrecy the recipe of coca cola or better known as coke is this era is finally revealed by This American Life thru Gizmodo. The photograph of the recipe was said to be taken back in the Feb. 18, 1979.

This is how the real Coke Recipe looks like.

[image source]

The recipe:

Fluid extract of Coca: 3 drams USP
Citric acid: 3 oz
Caffeine: 1 oz
Sugar: 30 (unclear quantity)
Water: 2.5 gal
Lime juice: 2 pints, 1 quart
Vanilla: 1 oz
Caramel: 1.5 oz or more for color

The secret 7X flavor (use 2 oz of flavor to 5 gals syrup):
Alcohol: 8 oz
Orange oil: 20 drops
Lemon oil: 30 drops
Nutmeg oil: 10 drops
Coriander: 5 drops
Neroli: 10 drops
Cinnamon: 10 drops

[source]

Noticed the 1st ingredient in the recipe is "Fluid extract of Coca" according to Wikipedia ...

coca is - Coca (Erythroxylum coca) is a plant in the family Erythroxylaceae, native to western South America. The plant plays a significant role in traditional Andean culture. Coca is best known throughout the world because of its alkaloids, which include cocaine, a powerful stimulant.

But according to Gizmodo, the fluid of Coca is actually free of cocaine as such :-"fluid extract of coca (which is coca leaves stripped of cocaine)."

Now that we know one of the ingredient used in the recipe are derived from cocaine plant. The ultimate question would be, does coca cola contains addictive substance or not?

Express Your Personality With Limited Edition Fortune Mask Design USB Modems

2011-02-10T14:56:00.005+08:00

I remembered ages ago, there is this advertisement in the TV for a major debit card company and their tag line at that time is “Never leave home without it” you remember anot?

Well, that had changed. Tat particular debit card is no longer the major player in the card market and thing that you kenot leave home without actually changed too!

I was at Kuantan for my annual CNY holiday few days ago and guess what is the items that I kenot leave home without? My Handphones (yea I carry more than 1 phone with me), my laptops (more than 1 laptop too), my usd Modem and my camera gears.

I guessed this era mia ppl are too “connected” to be unconnected even for a few days, also in that way I cann still keep in touch with my buddies and at the same time spending quality time with my famlee. Best of both world!

Some of you might think, few days only ma! Dont have internet wont die one leh! … ok la I agree memang wont die one if dont have internet connection for a few days but I will be missing out a lot leh! I will be left out! You know me n my buddies … we once wiped out the battery of 2 blackberry phones in a few hours time due to the amount of facebook notifications they received while they are in the meeting! Tats how terra out spamming ability is. That is just few hours! What more if you toking about days! Too much at stakes! Kenot kena left behind wan! If not they will be toking bad about me if they know I wont be reading! Lol!

If you are like me … you dont like to be left behind, Celcom is here to hepchu! visit any Celcom Blue Cube or Celcom dealers today because not only is Celcom Broadband offering special broadband packages with RM10 discount for the first 3 months during this festive period, you will also get to choose your own Limited Edition Fortune Mask design to go with your FREE USB Modem.

Fortune Mask Design very yeng one I tell you!

Also you can choose from 12 cool Limited Edition Fortune Masks that best suits your personality such as:

Creative (Rat)	Unorthodox, out of the box or just plain odd, you are blessed with flair, flamboyance and finesse.
Intelligent (Ox)	Knowledgeable, wise and sensible, your strong, confident manner makes you a natural leader in the eyes of those around you.
Courageous (Tiger)	A fearless risk-taker who never turns down a challenge, you perform admirably both in the great outdoors and corporate jungle.
Charming (Rabbit)	The life of the party, you have a divine gift of mesmerizing your adoring public with your sharp wit and madcap personality.
Ambitious (Dragon)	Armed with an unwavering perseverance and determination to succeed, you are ambition personified.
Passionate (Snake)	A lover by nature, you ooze sensuality and romance. You are quite simply irresistible.
Powerful (Horse)	A free spirit with a gift of the gab, you draw your audience with your quick wit and outrageous anecdotes. A crowd favourite.
Wise (Sheep)	Decent and trustworthy, you are virtuous to a fault. An advisor, a confidant, even a shoulder to cry on, best describes what you mean to others.
Cheeky (Monkey)	Mischievous and good-natured, your playful crowd-pleasing personality brightens up even the dullest of moments.
Confident (Rooster)	Constantly on the go, you lead an eventful life due to your love for being part of the group, always to the delight of others.
Loyal (Dog)	A rare virtue in the modern age, you remain the rock of any relationship, fiercely devoted and dependable to all that matter to you.
Noble (Boar)	Unpretentious, unassuming and modest, your quiet, dignified ways are an oasis of calm amidst the madness of modern life.

LENG LEH!! how to get one? Easy oni leh!

Lidis … All you need to do is sign up for Celcom Broadband plans and choose any one of the limited edition USB modems. Check out all 12 of the cool devices which you can choose from! Whatever your personality is, we’ve got a limited edition Fortune Mask design just for you and it’s FREE!

What’s more, in conjunction with the festival period, Celcom Broadband also offers great discounts on the Celcom Broadband MiFi Router, HP G42 Notebook and HP Mini 110 Netbook when you sign up for either Celcom Broadband Basic or Celcom Broadband Advance with a 12 months contract. Just see it below to believe it!

The MiFi Router also comes in 12 different Fortune Mask designs, while the HP Mini 110 Netbook comes with limited edition skins. Choose the one that suits your personality best!

If you are those free spirit type and dun like to be tie down with kontrek wan … u can get the RM128 Celcom Broadband Prepaid™ Start Up Kit. It oso come with limited edition Fortune Mask design with a FREE USB modem. The modem itself also cost more than RM128 ledi la! Mana mau cari wei?!

Then if you mau more bandwidth u top up ler … now got promo sommo! Cheap cheap oni! U see the rate below n tell me cheap anot?!

Ape lu tunggu lagi woi? Later promo finish liow u dun cry ah! For more information pulez logon to www.celcom.com.my/broadband

Hahah.com.my + Pacific Coffee Company Irresistible Offer!

2011-01-27T02:50:00.002+08:00

The concept of Pacific Coffee was inspired by the coffee culture of Seattle, where coffeehouses were community hubs, serving great Italian espresso based coffee in generous American sizes, with informality and a friendly attitude. Since its establishment in 1992, Pacific Coffee Company has been providing world-class coffee to satisfy growing demand for specialty coffee beverages.

At Pacific Coffee, we have a passion for coffee and are committed to bringing our customers The Perfect Cup anywhere, anytime. In keeping with our mission, Pacific Coffee has always strived to provide customers with great quality coffee and beverages, a really comfortable place to hang out and plenty of complementary food choices.

Beverages that will be featured on Hahah.com.my + Pacific Coffee Company Promo :

Espresso Mocha Chillino
Berry Frenzy Chillino
Passionfruit Chillino
Caramel Swirl

Original Price: RM 26 (RM 13 each)

Hahah Deal: Buy 1 Free 1 for an Alto Size Chillino (That's the largest size) at only RM13
Hahah Rewards Multiplier: Free Brewed Coffee (Worth RM 7) after 30 units are sold
Deal Period: 29 Jan 2011 - 2 Feb 2012
Locations: IOI Boulevard, Puchong / Fahreinheit 88 / Pavilion KL

T&C:
.This voucher is redeemable at all Pacific Coffee Company locations (IOI Boulevard, Puchong / Fahreinheit 88 / Pavilion KL) in Malaysia only.
.Validity is for two (2) months from the date of issue and expiry date is non-extendable.
.E-Vouchers cannot be exchanged for cash or its equivalent.
.E-Vouchers are limited to one (1) time redemption per person and not transferrable. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other promotional offers, discounts or privileges.

Hahah.com.my +SKEWERS Super Deal!

2011-01-25T00:54:00.003+08:00

Hahah.com.my is one of its kind - and potentially the most interesting one of its category. Hahah brings you only the best deals for fun things to do in Malaysia!!! =) If you're looking for a good deal, look no further... continue reading my post, after that, head on to hahah.com.my and GET THE DEAL!!!

And since good things are meant to be shared, Hahah.com.my have this idea that the more the great deal is shared, the better the deal becomes. Fair enough? I think so too.

This is not the 1st good deal from Hahah.com.my, and since I'm out to spread the word of joy to you, go to Hahah.com.my and after you grab the deal for SKEWERS, go out and have a ball.

Where? It is located at Subang Avenue, next to the Carrefour/Subang Parade in Subang. Plenty of car parks (did I mention FOC?) and easily accessible via KTM.

Here's the address.

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So... whats the HAHAH.com.my all about? Original Price of Skewers Combo: 4 Options (RM 50 - RM 65 depending on choice)...and then there's the HAHAH deal!!! :-

Hahah Deal: Buy 1 Free 1: Skewers Combo at RM 69 nett (Serves 2 - 3 pax/Combo)

You still want more?

There's more...

Hahah Rewards Multiplier kicks-in if 20 units are sold!!!

FREE Soft Drinks (1 per pax)

The Deal Period is from 25th to 29th January 2011 (Tues - Sat) and is valid for 2 months from date of issue. (Date: 31st Jan 2011 – 31st Mar 2011)

What are you waiting for?

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Fried Red Beancurd Chicken

Salted Egg Prawn Fritters

Tiramisu

Don't miss out on this deal from Hahah.com.my, it's definitely a deal that doesn't come often.

Add them up on their Facebook too!

FACEBOOK IS SHUTTING DOWN!

2011-01-09T14:48:00.005+08:00

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Taken from Hoax site -> http://weeklyworldnews.com

Seriously ... if you believed that facebook is shutting down, then you are really one heck of a gullible person LOL!

ITS A HOAX created by someone with too little friends and too much time on their hand .. its either that or hes just whoring for traffic la! And those who shared the news of Facebook shutting down is helping him do exactly what he wanted! whore his site! So who is your daddy now? LOL!

Here is an excerpt taken from blogtechnical.com explaining the hoax

Facebook shut down hoax spreads like fire
by Bradley Wint on January 8th 2011 at 9:32PM

Internet faux news site Weekly World News posted an outrageous story that Facebook will be shut down on March 15th 2011, due to the stress it has put Founder Mark Zuckerberg through.

Normally this type of news would not even be worth our time and effort, but an unfortunate situation occurred where thousands of viewers actually believed the story and shared it on Facebook. Over the past hour, 40 of my 320+ friends shared this story, and I’ve received a couple messages and emails about it from “worried” fans. I expect that the situation will get worse, sparking more controversy over the Internet.

So just to confirm, this is a fake story by a faux news site, similar to that of The Onion and Chive. As a reminder, always fact check before passing on stories, or else what happened today will keep happening over and over (like this trend will ever stop anyway)… oh yea, use some common sense. Also, with a company estimated at being worth over $50 billion, why would anyone even think of suddenly shutting it down. As a friend said, it would obviously make sense to sell it off rather than just kill it all together.

[Source]

So you see ... Facebook alone is wroth 50 billions buxs .... why the eff u wanna close it down if u can sell it for half a price? Facebook is a bloody country already for god sake! Close it down? C,mon! get real ok? lol!

Suzuki Cup Football Goes Hitech! Laser targetting system to help in scoring!

2010-12-27T12:26:00.004+08:00

Sports is becoming more and more dependant on the creation and application of latest available technology, Soccer/football are not spared either! This can be seen in last night's Suzuki cup foootball match between Malaysia and Indonesia as shown in the photo below.

Also from the video below, one can clearly see how laser pointers are used to help each team players score goal for their home country.

From this trend, we can assume tat the next major football match will definitely be another laser warfare and football players will have to wear seafty goggle in order to prevent themself from going blind lol!

Makeup Studio Caught Plagiarizing photos from other Photo Studio

2010-12-23T11:42:00.004+08:00

I really salute this Misaki Beauty Makeup Studio! If they have a studio, why they kenot take own pic? or izzit make up studio dont have photography service one? Is tat why they are stealing other ppl's Photos and use it as their own advertisements?

I seriously hope that Misaki Beauty Studio can be abit more intelligent ... use other ppl's (Chris's Fong's) photo and put it on the front page of a national newspaper is not exactly an intelligent act ok?

The worst part is ... Chris Fong was mistakenly blamed to be the one who copied Misaki instead! Luckily Misaki got pwnED at the end by a recording of a telephone conversation admitting that its Chris Fong's photos and Misaki never took that particular photo of the client! Watch the below video to find out more!

Excerpt taken from the below video ...

无良化妆师 Joanne Teoh，欺压同行，行为可耻，天地不容 - Video

无良化妆师 Joanne Teoh，为人奸险，不知廉耻，颠倒是非，贼喊捉贼，无良奸商。本人看不过眼，决定爆料，让大家. Watch Video about Joanne Teoh,Misaki beauty &Make-up studio,Misaki Joanne

Unscrupulous makeup artist Joanne Teoh, bullying peers, shameful behavior.

Unscrupulous makeup artist Joanne Teoh, treacherous woman, no sense of shame, right and wrong, n unscrupulous profiteers. I could not bear watching, decided to brake the news, so that everyone will know bout her. Watch Video about Joanne Teoh, Misaki beauty & Make-up studio, Misaki Joanne

Girl Who suicide at Pavilion on the Dec 19th Identified

2010-12-22T12:21:00.003+08:00

Remembered this case? it happened on the 2nd of April 2010 ... a 23 yrs old girl rammed into the BHP petrol station at Tmn Midah and killed a man ...

Well .. you guessed right! This is the same as the 23 yrs old girl who suicide at Pavilion on the 18th Dec 2010 ... just 1 day before she is scheduled to attend court on the hearing of her case....

here in excerpt taken from China press (translated with google translator of coz)

Hard to let go of people killed suspect Polly suicide before trial

Female suicide Shopping
(Kuala Lumpur, 21 News) 2 days ago from Long City, a famous shopping mallsuicide of Chinese woman Guo Baoli, in March this year, involving a fatal car accident; she was the day before the court, falls to commit suicide.

Falls dead before the witness had said she could not forget the accident occurred, I believe she can not escape the conscience, only an end in the pre-trial life.

Kuala Lumpur deputy traffic police deputy director of the Ronin IPCC confirmed todayby the advisory, the deceased and 9 months ago a death crash driver is the sameone who did not rule out the deceased committed suicide on motivation and on thecourt.

This year at 22:30 on March 28, 23-year-old Guo Baoli driving modern cars MetalCheras via a petrol station in the garden when he suddenly, and a car collided andcrashed into the petrol station, resulting in an oil is Tim 32-year-old witch-Americanman was killed Mohamed Joris.

After the crash, Guo Baoli sustained minor injuries, hospital treatment. After the car accident case, the network spread over 1 minute and 37 seconds of CCTV videoscreen, the name of "add fuel to any petrol station please be careful"in the title, alertthe public.

On the other hand, the deceased funeral today by the Guangdong Yishan, sent to theCheras crematorium for cremation.

Family of the deceased do not want to respondents, and that just want to let the dead good to go.

Original article in Chinese -> http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2010-12-22&sec=malaysia&art=1222mb65.txt

Ferrari F430 Accident on Road to Genting Highland

2010-12-18T23:35:00.005+08:00

Got these photos from my FB wall, apparently there are taken from ZTH, so credit of the photos goes to them.

The said accident happened on the road to Genting Highland. If this can happen to a Ferrari F430, just imagine what this road can do to your ride if you are reckless ....

Ferrari F430 climbed the curb on a road to Genting highland

I cant figure out how the F430 managed to be in such a position, can you?

OH! and this is not just an ordinary Ferrari F430 ... this is a Scuderia Ferrari!! Wat is Scuderia Ferrari? kinda like EVO for lancer lidat la! En?

The Star Online Blooper

2010-12-16T10:45:00.003+08:00

I think someone in the star online is dem sleepy yesday lol!

Ignore then 1st part of the news .. the blooper is at the 2nd part of the news. Can see anot?

If kenot nemai ... i blow up n highlighted the blooper part for you. I first realised something wrong when i read few times also derno wtf they trying to say lol!

Zero To Hundred Time to Attack 2010 Finale

2010-12-13T23:07:00.001+08:00

Attended the Finale of ZTH Time to Attack at serdang last sunday, it was such a effing hot day, which is actually good news and bad news. Good news is there is plenty of sunlight and the bad news is I m getting roasted alive under the sun!

The Time To Attack 2010 Series New record is now at 2:19!

Enuff craps! I’ll let the photos do the talking! (click on the photo to enlarge)

Its always easier (ALOT easier to pan in 2D i.e. – the side of the car) because you wont face so much of DOF (depth of field) issue when your image is flat and the distance of the moving object (in this case its a track car) is the same from headlight to the rear.

But when the car is in its perspective view (like most photos below) thats when you will face issue with your DOF, because certain part of the car is now nearer to your camera and certain part is actually further. The camera cannot focus ar different point at the same time. This is call Perspective Panning

ZTH Time to Attack Motorsports Photography Contest by Autodetailer.co

2010-12-11T00:51:00.006+08:00

Great news for Motorsport Photographers/enthusiasts!

Autodetailer.co in collaboration with Zerotohundred.com is holding a photography contest during the ZTH Time to Attack event at Sepang F1 track this coming Sunday 12th December 2010 from 12pm to 5pm.

For those who are interested to participate, this is how this contest works. *excerpt taken from autodetailer's fb wall*

Check out the latest automotive photography contest in town!

This is a photo community effort to cultivate more photographers in the area of automotive photography & motorsports. I believe with some grassroots motivation and guidance we can have ourselves a stellar field of photographers in the arena. The contest is a pro-bono effort and is non-profit. There are no entry fees and all levels of photographic talents are invited. We have managed to source sponsorship prizes from an iPod Touch, Crumpler bags, Manfrotto monopods and many more to a value of over $7,000. The contest will have 8 main categories, namely:

1. Best Panning Shot
2. Best Action Shot
3. Best Behind-The-Scenes Pit Shot
4. Best Artistic Automotive Shot
5. Best Photoshop®-processed image
6. Best Lighting Shot
7. Best Creative Shot from a Mobile Phone
8. Best Overall Image that captures the TTA Series 2010 (to be used for next year's TTA Series)

This will be a contest judged on photographic quality & technical knowledge so we won't be allowing butt shots and other time wasters.

Location: Time To Attack Sepang: Finale 2010
Time: 8am to 6pm
Equipment: All digital photographic devices i.e. SLR's, EVIL's, Prosumer, Digicams, Handphones & Mobile Devices.
Details: AutoDetailer Studio FaceBook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/AutoDetailer-Studio/148771698484106

Contest Mechanics:

1. Visit the AutoDetailer Studio FaceBook page.
2. "Like" it to participate and receive updates.
3. Read the instructions and rules provided.
4. Images are to be emailed with the relevant information.
5. Judges will select 12 best photos for each category
6. Images will be displayed on FaceBook for you and your friends to vote.
7. Highest number of "Likes" win

It's that easy!

P.S. You can enter all categories simultaneously but are limited to a maximum of one entry per category.

See you there!

The White Celica

2010-12-07T13:37:00.004+08:00

With the help a my buddy photographers we captured a few interesting images of my white Chili Car at a secret carpark location somewhere in KL.

Kiiwii See with White Celica

2010-12-07T13:15:00.005+08:00

This is my 1st time shooting with Kiwii See and I found out she is as crazy (if not more) crazy than me! Freaking fun to work with! Best model ever encountered!!! I'll definitely would like to shoot her again in the future.

Photos belong to respective photographers as per watermarked.

Toyota FT 86 (FT HS) Hybrid Sports Concept at KLIMS 2010

2010-12-05T00:32:00.007+08:00

This car has been dubted the Replacement for the legendary Toyota Corolla Coupe AE86 driven by Takumi in the animation series Initial D and subsequently in Project D.

This car first emerges at the Tokyo Motor show 2009 and now finally felllow malaysian have the chance to take a glance of the legendary much talk about Toyota FT86 concept car at KLIMS PWTC.

Lets cut the craps and go directly to the photos shall we?

The first thing i noticed on this Prototype Toyota FT86 (FT HS) is the Carbon fiber rims! Its a must have in this era!! *slurps*

Carbon Fiber Rims on the FT86 (FT HS)

Credit of this particular photo goes to my photog buddy Tong from http://tkyphoto.blogspot.com/

The Smexy Headlight of the FT86

Heard of News that this Toyota Ft86 currently being tested on the in Japan and America, whether this will be a production car in the future ... I very much hope so!

Proton Pahlawan Series Introduced at KLIMS 2010

2010-12-03T02:23:00.008+08:00

Proton Pahlawan Series of concepts cars were revealed at KLIMS during the Media Tour organised by the management of KLIMS as part of the Launching ceremony one day before it is opened to the public.

PROTON Lekiu concept MPV

PROTON TUAH Concept Sedan

PROTON JEBAT Concept Performance

PROTON KASTURI Concept

Proton Lekir Concept

There is no indication when this few models will be made availabe, if they are gonna be made available at this moment.

What does Cars and Women have in common?

2010-11-30T00:21:00.001+08:00

We knew why men like cars ledi .. there is no doubt bout it ... now why do we like women also? What does cars n women have in common?

I tink hor .. this question itself is as old as the first car ever created in 1885 by a german basket (thanks to him we gotta live with global warming huh?) anyway ... back to the ori question on what does cars and women have in common?

Well, this is prolly why :

Women are the best vehicles in the world because:

2 beautiful headlights in front (they came in different size also!)
2 great bumpers at the back (2! not only 1! our car oni got 1 rear bumper!)
Self-lubricating when hot (wont burn a gasket! LOL!)
Finger touch ignition, (keyless entry!)
Automatic engine oil change every month (erm ... tis one need to expren meh?)
Any type of pistons fit (if u derno tis one then u dun die also no use!)
Multiple seating styles & adjustments (karma sutra rings a bell?)
Great accessories (erm tis one really depends on age of the women tho lol)
Highest mileage: 9 months with just 5 ml refill (tis is not applicable to everyone ok?! some mileage very bad one! pour 1 liter also nothing happen!!! LMAO!!)

And GENITALmen .... that's why we MEN are dying to get a ride!!! LMAO!

SHOUT! Awards 2010

2010-11-26T13:07:00.010+08:00

Tenkiu to Siren Media I got meself few VIP tickets to XSHOUT! awards last weekend! Dem happening sial! Met lotsa fehmes local celebrities on the purper carpet!!!

Lucky for me ... i went early! dapat VIP parking also best!

The event were also broadcast life thru 8TV, wuah i hope my face got appear in TV lol! too bad i m not at home see see whether my face got appear anot la!

Because this event was brodcast life on 8TV kan, there were lotsa briefings before the show starts. they also got spesel designated area where they place the "screamers" and those bargers really can scream one sial!

before the show starts

The Screamers!

Screamers grabbing light sticks

briefings

Its the packed!!!

Let the show begin!!!

Live broadcasting Starts!

Celebrities of the nite

Ocean of light sticks!

Bunkface!

Upin & Ipin

Raja Lawak

Yuna

CUCI the musical!

For those who missed it, here is a list of nominations for each category of Shout! Awards 2010:

Rockstar Award

Azlan & The Typewriter
Bunkface
Faizal Tahir
Rain
Meet Uncle Hussein
Pop Shuvit

Popstar Award

Aizat
Dato 'Siti Nurhaliza & Kris Kristofferson
Jaclyn Victor
Mizz Nina
Yuna
Zee Avi

Vocal Power Award

Azlan & The Typewriter
Black
Dato 'Siti Nurhaliza & Kris Kristofferson
Faizal Tahir
Jaclyn Victor
Rithan (Deja Voodoo spells)

Flava Award

Altimet
DJ Fuzz & Malique
Joe Flizzow
Malique
Mizz Nina
Sonaone

Music Video Award

Prom Queen (Bunkface)
Osaka (Disagree)
Do It, Money (Joe Flizzow)
Mirage (aircraft)
Distress (EAR Project)
Cosmic Love (The Fabulous Cats)

Break Out Award (Best New Act)

Azlan & The Typewriter
Black
Mizz Nina
Monoloque
Yuna
Zee Avi

Best On Screen Chemistry Award

Afdlin & Kate Jasmay (Papadom)
Upin & Ipin (Upin & Ipin)
Remy Ishak & Tiz Zaqyah (Nur Kasih)
Farid Kamil & Lisa Surihani (The Legend of Devil Boy)
Giler Wakaka & Crew Battle Crew (Showdown 2010)
Afdlin & Rashidi Ishak (Stamp)

Fresh TV Series (New TV Series)

Adamaya (MIG Productions)
Arjuna (KRU Studios)
Blogger Boy (Red Communications Sdn Bhd)
Turbulent Heart Sara (Suhan Movies & Tradings Sdn Bhd)
Nur Kasih (Flimscape)
Qalesya (Nusantara Seni Karya Sdn Bhd)

Breakthrough Feature Award

Wash The Musical (Tall Order Productions)
Geng: The Adventure Begins (Les' Copaque Production)
Devil Boy legend (Sharad Khan)
Papadom (Gayathri Su-Lin Pillai)
Razor blade (Lina Tan)
Stamps (Gayatri Su-Lin Pillai)

Favorite TV Programs

Young priests
One In A Million Years 3
Melody
Raja Lawak 4
Anugerah Juara Lagu 24
Showdown 2010

Favorite TV Personality Awards

Ally Iskandar (AJL 24)
Early Ashaari (Fuhh!)
Aznil Haji Nawawi (Do not Forget Lyrics)
Daphne Iking (The Breakfast Show)
Henry Golding (8TV Quickie)
Zizan Raja Lawak (Raja Lawak 4)

Coolest Radio Announcer Award

Faizal Ismail (HotFM AM Krew)
Hafiz Hatim (FlyFM Night Flight)
Jeremy Teo (RedFM Evenings)
Hunny Madu (FlyFM Mix Chart)
Fara Fauzana (HotFM AM Krew)
Richard Ward Hair Phat (FlyFM Morning Show)

Favorite Radio Show Award

The Red FM Breakfast Show with JD & Dilly (Dilly & JD)
Fly FM Morning Show (Phabes, Ben & Nadia)
Malaysia's Hottest Music - Hot 10 @ 10 (Hunny Madu)
Fly FM Mix Chart (Hunny Madu)
Hot FM AM Krew (Fara, Faizal & AG)
Fly FM Rush Hour (Jules & Prem)

Hot Chick Award

Maya Karin
Mizz Nina
Nora Danish
Nur Fazura
Scha Al-Yahya
Imran Vanidah

Hot Guy Award

Faizal Tahir
Farid Kamil
Hans Isaac
Henry Golding
Remy Ishak
Sam Shaheizy

Mobile Artiste of The Year Award

6ixth Sense - Cinta Khatimah
Aril - Staring
Saleem - Tinggal Kenangan
6ixth Sense - Tanpa
Yuna - Dan Actually
Alif Satar - Simply Beautiful

For the full list of winners in each category, click on...

Here are the full results winning Shout! Awards 2010 :

1. Rockstar Award Winner - BUNKFACE

2. Favourite TV Personality Award - Raja Lawak Zizan

3. Local Feature Breakthrough Award - The Legend of Devil Boy

4. PopStar Award - Yuna

5. Power Vocal Award - Faizal Tahir

6. Fresh TV Series Award - Nur Kasih

7. Favourite TV Program Award - Showdown 2010.

8. Video Music Awards - BUNKFACE

9. Flava Award - Mizz Nina

10. Hot Guy Award - Henry Golding

11. Hot Chick Award - Scha Al Yahya

12. Coolest Radio Annoucer Award - Babes Phat Fly FM

13. Favourite Radio Show Award - Hot FM AM Krew

14. Best On-Screen Chemistry Award - Papadom

15. Mobile Artiste of The Year Award - Sixth Sense

16. Break Out Award - Yunalis Zarai

17. The Ultimate Award - Yunalis Zarai.

Congratulations to all the winners! You deserve them! :)

BIG TENKIU TO CELCOM XPLAY! for such a great show!!

Everyone Connects 1st Birthday Party!!

2010-11-25T00:52:00.006+08:00

TM throw a party at the Curve last sunday to commemorates the 1st anniversary of the EC campaign, if you derno ... EC stands for Everyone Connects. The campaign is based on 3 principles ... which is Connect, Communicate and Collaborate.

For those who missed out of the fun, here is what you have been missing!

Still remember the paper cut guy n girl who fall in love in the EC MV one year ago? well they used to be in black n white last year but this year they got more colors! lol!

They even have games for everyone who attended the party at the curve.

The crowds going crazy over the thousands of balloons EC released onto them

Wacky Host keeping everybody entertained throughout the party

Just look at the crowds!!!

Watch this video of wat EC been up to within the year

Also you should really goto the new EC website at http://www.everyoneconnects.net/twec/Intro.aspx and experience it yourself! Macam macam ade you! I met a new frend in there also! shes a ger! *wink wink*

TM EC is best!!

Blue Moon Apollo 13

2010-11-24T01:47:00.004+08:00

Anyone still remembered Apollo 13 the movie? If you do then you will definitely Remember this song which is featured in the movie by the name of Blue Moon.

This song were sang by a numbers of popular singer such as Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Billy Eckstine, Elvis Presley, and many more but my fav version would be the one from Dean Martin.

This song remained as one of my few favorite song throughout the years, I hope you flers will like it too.

Blue Moon

Blue moon, you saw me standin' alone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me sayin' a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will ever hold
I heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Celcom XPLAY Shout PARTEH!

2010-11-18T12:18:00.003+08:00

Remember the Celcom XPLAY Shout event? Well, it happened last Saturday night at Library at e@Curve, and the crowd was awesome!

The main reason to that is that it's free flow beer all night long... how cool is that?

Those of you who check in FourSquare stand a chance to win a brand new Blackberry Torch too yo!

Mizz Nina was in the house! Along with other local bands such as Hujan and Disagree. They were having Battle of the Bands competition as well..

For Celcom customers who missed out on the pre-party exclusively by Xplay, you stand a chance to win FREE passes to the Shout! Awards on 20th November at Stadium Bukit Jalil, simply by just downloading 3 Call Me Tones of the Mobile Content Award 2010 nominees from http://www.channelx.com.my/.

For Xpax Facebook fans, just email your full name, IC and phone number to gotx@xpax.com.my with “Shout! Award Free Passes” as the subject header & you’ll stand a chance to get 2 passes to catch the Shout! Awards LIVE & meet top local artistes! Don’t miss out on one of KL’s hottest award shows!

Sony Walkman

2010-11-13T01:02:00.002+08:00

Hi Key Product photography, post processed.

Beng Dictionary : Inspira

2010-11-11T13:14:00.008+08:00

In todays mia complicated world .. we owaz need new words to expless ourself ... today new word is Inspira

in·spira
[ Pronounced as : in-spi-Lah!]
verb, -spiraED, -spira·ing, -spira.able

Meaning :

inspira - to copy something.
inspira.ED - alredi copy something,
inspira.ing - copying something.
inspira.able - Copyable

Example :

inspira
- I hate it when ppl inspira me! she keep inspira my fashion sense bcoz she knew i am a fashionita!

inspira.ED
-Mother : son you finished your homework edi?
- Son : Yes mum ... I inspira.ed my homework from my fwen in skool edi.

inspira.ing
-Student : Tcher Tcher! u see WALAN is inspira.ing my answer leh!

inspira.able
- Car designer : Boss! I tink this lancer is inspira.able leh!

P.S. A big tenkiu to Plotong for the "inspira"tion of this post!! :)

Cheap Roaming Calls from Celcom

2010-11-09T10:10:00.000+08:00

WOOHOO!!! Its Year end!!!! Time for holiday!!!

Unlike most of the peeple i know ... I do not have the luxury to pre-plan my holiday 1 year in advance! Not even 6 months in advance! In my line of work ... I derno wat the eff is gonna happen next week also!

Sad to say its bcoz of this its very difficult for me to get those RM1 air tixs tat certain airline is offering, so my holiday is normally not a cheap one lor .... cause all last minit book mah! Hotel also last minit ... suma last minit so suma also kenot get cheap! Buden expensip anot ... a man gotta get his holiday also rite? die die must get one! if not really can die wan! LOL!

I heard my fwen told me Cambodia dem worth to visit leh! very cheap and safe he said, but most of the time, its not the air tixs and hotels or the tour bills i m worried about ... its my phone bills! I m internet addict lol! wherever i go I will tweet n Fb n youtube n sms ... not to mention the amount of phonecalls i made in a day ... can you imagine if i were to do that when i am having my holiday in another country? I can die of pokainess when i kambek to Msia la! LOL!

But my Celcom fwen tell me no worry .... bcoz from Nov 1st till 28th Feb 2010 they got spesel the offer! Suma Celcom mia customers can get dirt cheap lowest roaming rate when calling from/accepting calls in countries like Sri Lanka, Indonesia, Bangladesh and Cambodia!!!

Wah Cambodia ngam me wei! kam kam we look at the plice first ... tok no use wan ... see plice is better! lol!

WAH LAU EH!! You got see anot? Lowest international call is oni RM0.30/min!!! Cheaper than my current telco mia post paid local call!!! How can lidis?!! Sommo Celcom is with Axiata group wan ... Axiata group hor dem the powderful one wokeh? they got lotsa members in whole Asia thus making their coverage very the wide wide! hehe

Unlimited Internet only RM38/day! WAH!!! tat is even better!!! Can skype whole day with boiprens/gerprens n only pay RM38/day! This is the ultimate savings man! lidis every month go holiday also no sked lol!

Dun briff? Nah u goan see their website youself la → Celcom Roaming Promotion

So now I no need sked forgot to bring map or kenot call opis while i m on my holiday ledi la! Best of all is I dont have to return to Msia worrying about my phone bills!

Tenkot for Celcom!!

Where is GOD?

2010-11-08T14:02:00.005+08:00

Last time when they are still virgins ... Elik n Dale dem notti one. Everytime anything go wrong in the village sure they do one! Tat is how notti they both are!

The whole village tat time dem hing Kristian la ... so temple all close down no business ... then one day Elik's n Dale's parents heard got one new priest come to the church to work edi ... this priest dem powderfool one ... at the last village he worked in ... he sucksesfooly turned all the gangsta into Priest also ... u say powderfool anot?

So both their parents also wanna send Elik n Dale to the Priest so he can do his magic on them n turn them into pussies la LOL!

The day has kam ... Elik n Dale were sent together gether to the Priest .... the priest then bling them into am empty room with only 2 chairs ... asked them to sit down and proceed with the pussy-fying porcess lol!

The Priest Suddenly shout loud loud at them

Priest : WHERE IS GOD?!!!

Elik n Dale omos shat (past tense for shit la!) in their pants that time let the priest sked 9 dou .... befoh they can recuperate the priest again shout at them

Priest : WHERE IS GOD?!!!

Now Elik n Dale dem 9 stoned edi ... their eyes opened wide wide, mouth also opened wide wide n their balls shrunk! Befoh they can finish mindfuck with themself the Priest raised his voice and shout at their fugly face again ...

Priest : WHERE IS GODDD??!?!!?

This time his voice is like thunder .... this time both Elik n Dale beh tahan edi ... Elik screamed like a girl n run out of the room like a faggot while Dale following behind him running like a faggot too (but less faggot then Elik la .. Elik more faggoty one) WUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Both these faggots run back to Elik's house n hide in the closet whole nite... (god knows wtf they both doing in the closet tat nite) den the nx morning kan ... Elik's oldman found both of them in the closet la ... his oldman kick them out of the closet and start interrogating them ...

Elik's fader : WTF u both doing in the closet whole nite?!
Elik : daddy (see??! i told u hes sissy one .. so old edi still call daddy lol!) this time really hailat man!
Elik's fader : Why hailat?! WTF u do tis time? i thot i sent u to the priest to be pussified one?
Elik : Daddy this time its very very big wok wan!!!
Elik's fader : then stop being a pussy n tell me wat u did la MCH!
Elik : GOD is missing and the Priest think WE KIDNAPPED HIM!!!
Dale : *nods nods*