21 July 2005

Kungu is China, China is KungFu ! Cina Shaolin KungFu!

My frend told me, in Fuckkien China there is this original Shaolin Temple very big and very old ledi one. And this place is like a daycare center, all the folks in Fuckkien will send their chew-rens to the monastery. Thats where they will learn about KungFu!!! So next time you goto Fuckkien you dont lansi ok ? Peeples there all know Kungfu one, be it Wing Chun, Foo Kuen, Shaolin Kam Kong Fist, Tiger fist, Dragon fist, Praying Mantis stance, Monkey Kungfu, Shalin Tai Lik Kam Kong Fist and many many more suma hambahlang they know!

So actulee Fuckkien is a nice place to visit if you wanna see some KungFu shit in action, peeple there use Kungfu everyday in their daily life. Dont belif me ? take a look yourself!

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"Shaolin Hing Kung - Sleeping Buddha"



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"Shaolin Tai Lik Kam Kong Kiok - Shaolin Powderfool Golden Legs"


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"Shaolin Teet Tau Kung - Golden Head Kungfu"



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"Shaolin Hou Kuen - Shaolin Monkey Fist /Stance"


And the Picture Below is my Personal Favourite !!!!



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"Shaolin Tai Lek Kam Kong SiFutt - Shaolin Golden Bekside"
This one need abit of explaination, it differs for men and women, men do it with 2 bottles one for each buttcheek but women leh use one bottle enuff, place it right in between their legs there! How is that for Tai Lek Kam Kong SiFutt ???!!! HAHAHAAHAA!!!!

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listens to Kungfu Hustler's song "Everybody loves KungFu fighting~~~"

6 comments:

  1. "Tai Lek Kam Kong SiFutt"??!!!
    U said one bottle for girls? Wat's tat then? "Tai Lek Kam Kong Cimai"??? lol

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  2. one botol .... that botol can vibrates one la .... LMAO!!!

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  3. muahahahahaa!! then the girls mah can have massage chair lor. :P

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  4. Jason : u wanna learn the 2 botols wan or the 1 botol wan ? LOL!

    Crazygirl : you notti hor !!!!

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  5. Obviously Kungfu Subject dont seems to attracts lotsa readers to komen ... selfnote *nx time dont do kungfu stuffs*

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